True WWII Stories (Ice Cream, Farts, Bazookas) — w/The Modern Rogue

Brian Brushwood and Jason Murphy from The Modern Rogue join Cracked's Jordan Breeding to talk about Adolf's fart doctor and other WWII that sound too goofy to be true.

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Is the concept of Hitler consuming medicine made from the feces of Bulgarian peasants a myth?

Yup, the owner of the Segway company did die by falling off a cliff on his segway.

How often should you fart? Depends on who you ask:
5 to 15 times a day
The National Health Service
13 to 21 times a day
Houston Methodist Leading Medicine
10 and 20 times a day
The American Journal of Gastroenterology
12 and 25 times a day
Canadian Society of Intestinal Research

The poop scale of hardness

00:00 - Intro
00:23 - Hitler's Fart Doctor
06:45 - American Soldiers Are Crazy About Ice Cream
10:34 - The Crazy Pilot Who Strapped Bazookas To His Plane
12:10 - Outro

#history #hitler #worldwar2

[Aldo_raines]

Full circle: Robert Evans, formerly of Cracked, did a two-parter of his podcast Behind the bastards about Hitler’s drug pushing doctor.

[zachofragnarok]

This is absolutely fantastic. It's clear there's a lot of great comedic chemistry there. Also Jordan is really coming into his own with these, he sounds super confident and informative. Great work!

[benzur]

Carrots do have a lot of sugar. My math tutor discovered he had diabetes, so his wife cut him off of strawberries and told him to eat carrots. He almost fainted from all the sugar

[JKJ]

Should have titled the video "Ice Cream Bazooka Farts"

[user-cv]

This is weird, I JUST finished an audiobook on this subject called “Blitzed.” I just got off work and was gonna Google image a picture of his doctor (they describe in hilariously) and saw this

[dnjac]

Our homeboy Jordan along with Jason-flippin'-Murphy and Brian-heckin'-Brushwood talking about history while the editor makes sure to provide the sources for everything they say? Must be my lucky day! :D

[daffyduck]

I think the carrot thing is true, I think it's where the urban myth that it improves your night vision comes from. Rings a vague bell from history lessons anyway lol.

[tyler]

I love the chemistry between you bois. so fun to watch!

[aedwardsss]

Just watched your amazing Vampire: the Matrix video and now Hitler farts which are just simply brilliantly on par.

You’ve inspired me to learn video editing

[carlosmontes]

Had a friend that was on Methamphetamines..his flatulence was off the roof. Them Germans made great Methamphetamine, so it was inevitable for Adolf. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[RatPfink]

Yeah, Marine pilots figured out how to churn ice cream in a specially modified belly tank on a fighter. Certainly a welcome treat in the sultry South Pacific.

[jscotthatcher]

this should be good. Modern Rogue is highly entertaining.

[hunterGk]

Really enjoyed this format of video and the chemistry between everyone, more of this sort of thing!

[wutthabuck]

Seriously u guys don't know what ur missing, them spinach & mayonnaise burritos HIT 💯🤣

[Mallory-Malkovich]

This is the crossover we didn't know we needed

[MmKayUltra]

Honestly weirdly excited for this. Been literally just practicing card tricks while at work today and I'm sure at least one of them I learned from shwood .

[Galvamel]

Who needs cake when you can have diced carrots frosted with mayo and dotted with raisins, nature's parsnips.

[MarvinCZ]

Speaking of British wartime food, the British rationing system was a great success. Simply said, the system worked. People really got what they were promised and there was enough. The average Briton actually ate both more and healthier food during WWII rationing than before the war.

[camiblutube]

This is crazy, but yet very informative!

[lordgekko]

This was a fanfuckingtastic episode. Guess I've got another channel to go subscribe to.