Abduction | Chris & Jack

Dave gets abducted for a routine examination.

We're Chris W. Smith and Jack De Sena (aka Chris & Jack). We've been friends for years and love making high-quality, high-concept sketch comedy. Chris was a Blue Man in Blue Man Group. Jack voiced Sokka in Avatar the Last Airbender. In 2016 we united to create this channel, confusingly titled “Chris & Jack”, which has served as a shared platform to write, produce, direct, edit, and star in our own stuff. Also, we were also ghosts the whole time you were reading this. Supernatural twist!

CREDITS:

Created by Chris and Jack

CAST:

Alien: Jack
Dave: Chris

CREW:

DP: Anthony Kuhnz
Gaffer: Will Lamborn
Sound: Michael Cooper
DIT: Derek Scully
FX Makeup: Tara Edwards
Art Direction by: Brendan Rice
Chris & Jack main theme song by: Jeff Toyne

Special Thanks!

Joel at UFO- The Poodle Parlor, Nick Smith, Lisa Bierman, Josh Adler, Brooke Berry, Damian Skoczylas.

#chrisandjack

[Why_It]

"I want a second opinion"
I fucking lost it. Chris and Jack is a great way to start your morning.

[lemonaise_]

Asks is this your first abduction.

Also wipes memory.

[Vulcano]

What I just realized:
Based upon some of his remarks "done a million of these", "typical", "Karen from earth" etc. while the examiner is certainly not entirely knowledgable about humans, his shock about the diagnosis at the end implicate, that at least a good chunk of abducted humans CAN teleport on Andromeda! Dave is just one of the few poor souls who can't.

[karkinissan]

"Well I want a second opinion" LMAO!

[dubarnik]

My favorite moment was when the alien says to himself, "Think!" and points at his neck.

[MysteriousLoppan]

This has to be the single greatest comedy sketch I have ever seen.

[friendinthefray]

I cant understand how this channel hasn't blown up to over a million subscribers.

[sirsupesafro]

3:08 "Their existence shouldn't work. But somehow, *for now*, it does."

[DoorMonster]

This was so good!! The concept is fantastic, and the execution was just perfect every step of the way. Great performance, great writing, great editing - you guys are great. That "twelve cents" at the end is hilarious every time!

[DickTrickleqt]

"I'd like a second opinion."

Alright, you got me.

[huh]

These guys are so good that their idea of an April Fools' joke would be to post a bad video.

[cksoup]

1:57 Dave definitely nailed that board to the table

[benjaminchappell]

I would 100% binge watch a feature length series of this.

[freebritney]

"There are a lot of Karens" lmao this aged well

[Ryesagain]

lol this needs to be an entire series.

the"I want a second opinion" line was gold.

[Slimebolt]

“I’m afraid you can’t teleport”
I legit thought he was bouta tell Dave he had cancer or something and was caught way tf off guard

[PotatoBeast-xgom]

0:04 Me being dragged to hell after laughing at a You Laugh You Lose compilation in 2014

[DragonsSongStudios]

It's bewildering to me how this channel isn't WAY more popular

[Ccucryid]

It may be because I like ASMR, but some of the sounds of the equipment are really pleasing.

[EstanBulLoFre]

that "I want a second opinion" line was so unexpected and hilarious