15 Minutes of Purely Educational Bird Slander (ft. Kevin and DaBaby)

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[okito]

“This is not a bird, it’s jurassic park in yoga pants. With a thigh gap.” PLS I’M DYING 💀

[fakinell]

“Like a true predator they go after the minors”

I CJOKED

[salimaljardani]

“And like a true predator, they prefer to go after the minors”

I almost spit my water everywhere.

[zakiyyaabubakar]

Hi, I'm from Nigeria, live in Abuja and I can confirm that the sounds of an owl can traumatize you! Having lived with a female huge white owl (don't know the species) who lived in my bedroom ceiling of my new house, proceeded to lay eggs and hatched 7 chicks! I can honestly say that they have deprived me and my husband of our sleep for 3 months. Yeah traumatizing to say the least

[REDACTEDbox]

“most storks deliver babies, this one returns them”
this man is a narrative genius

[yoboikamil]

Imagine just being a duck and then you hear "enemy cruise missile inbound" and you get vibe checked by a falcon going at 245 mph

[jrodindigo]

His choice of words, the delivery, and the straight face as he's saying all this stuff is absolute GENIUS lol

[cybergamez]

Secretary bird look like the lady you see at the reception desk whenever you walk into an office building.

[SnowFox-gvrn]

“God gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it”
This is so painfully true

[nabeelaudah]

The fact that shoebill is friend with hippo says a lot about its character

[johnpustovalov]

Oh man Kevin is the best collab we’ve gotten. Post some more stuff with urban ranch rescue!!❤

[Riyuihein]

"google sleeping baby owls and thank me for the free serotonin"

That's really the truth .

[emanuelmartinez]

Shoebill sees anything living: "and I took that personally"

Also Shoebill when it sees a human: "I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan"

[Cfinch]

I didn’t…I didn’t even see the falcon attack. The duck was fine and then it was just on its side dying. Wow

[dustywoodyt]

Bro uncle Ben is probably the funniest YouTuber ever like he could be doing something important and just go “ Woah is that da baby?!😂😂

[Susweca]

I just discovered this channel. It's both informative and hilarious at the same time.

I love the analogies and nicknames.

It's also a refreshing counterpoint to the delusional social media anthropomorphization of wildlife.

No, wildlife is NOT benign, cute, gentle, or "can show humans what love & harmony is."

Nature is brutal, messy, violent, and ill-mannered.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"They don't make a lot of noise, but when they do a war veteran gets ptsd"

Lmao that was a good one

[maomariii]

"This is not a bird. It's Jurassic park in yoga pants."
Absolutely killed me lmao

[lifesyphon]

I don’t know why… I LOVE the Shoebill. It’s one of those “it’s so ugly it’s cute” kinda things. And the fact that it gets along with humans AND hippos makes me think they must be pretty easygoing and charismatic and chill with anybody

[manuelalfaro]

I love how you explain everything with a sarcastic dry manner. Which literately makes it more funnier. Like you study everything and you find a way to explain it with a sarcastic manner.