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[a.ch.]

the little dance she does when saying "imma have a treat!" always makes me laugh

[Saybleu]

The “plastic knife from Taco Bell” was too funny😂😂

[koorizfynz]

The "ohh be careful, you don't wanna be fun to hang out with" is such a perfect delivery.

[djangusroundstone]

I don’t blame you. Dispensary logic, it’s a tiny blueberry so let’s make it hit you like a fucking train.

[emilyfuentes]

"Do you know how afraid of your own personality you have to be?" Yes I do which was why I took only a sip of vodka from a very small bottle on my 21st birthday a few months back 😂

[hermionepink]

She is smart to do that. I didn't know how they worked and took like 5 at once and I was hallucinating and crying on the phone with my mom for over 2 hrs

[andromeda]

Ok but edibles are unpredictable asf lol. One time it doesn't hit you at all and the next you got thrown by Ms. Trunchbull into another galaxy

[kendall]

I feel like the audience doesnt have the proper amount of depression/ self loathing to fully grasp her jokes im cackling over here

[lunatic.asf]

I love that her intention was to be a less druggie but is doing the most druggie type of shit just over an eduble 😂❤

[cherylmcnutt]

“The smallest of the fruits…” — never thought of that!

[callmeturquoise]

I saved this to my therapy playlist because I am also that scared of my own personality 😂

[thesilence]

thanks for my yearbook quote “if imma be a drug addict, imma have a treat”

[juanfuerte]

Edibles can be powerful though. I had a fudge ball at San Francisco gay pride and wound up curled up on the couch for the afternoon.

[Theomite]

"I don't fuck with edibles 'cause they ain't got no off switch."
- Snoop Dogg

That made my decision for me when The Mulch Maestro said that.

[calandratelemnar]

As someone with an addictive personality i get it

[conniehale]

I cut my 5mg's in half.... so I don't wake up high😂

[iamzflo]

“…because if I’ma be a drug addict, I’MMA. HAVE. A TREAT!” 💀

[unsoundfoxly]

The best message I can pass about edibles is “you can alway eat more, But you can never have Less”

Means eat a little and wait before you decide to eat the whole thing and end up getting overwhelmed

[stephaniebarrows]

So relatable! Subtitle for me, “this is the effect the ‘Just Say No’ Campaign had on me.

[Nuh_uh]

I absolutely know that if a man was telling these jokes the amount of hate comments here would be reduced greatly.