Sea Lamprey - I Bought 1 Million Sea Lampreys

Sea Lampreys are weird. They are parasitic fish. I bought too many. #shorts

Specimen use made possible by the University of Michigan Museum of Zoology.

[milster]

“Man orders 1500 sea lamprey and is surprised when more than 15 of them turn up at his door”

[TheWanderingCat]

"Florida man orders 1500 sea lampreys, instantly regrets it"

[lav]

I actually need these… my grade is dissecting these and we only have one per class. hmu

[matrug]

My mom introducing me to her friends:"This is, a mistake"

[aidanconnor]

“Did you bring enough for the whole class?”

[snubby]

Sea lamprey is actually something I’ve been meaning to stock up on again

[EGGMN]

Okay you're NOT gonna believe this, so Sigmund Freud and 400 Eels walked into a bar..

[AnnoyD]

You need 998, 500 more of those guys for a million.

[TheVictoriousEdger]

"okay.. just hear me out. Its not what it looks like."

[egirldemil]

"I have... Plenty for everyone"😂😂

[lucasroman]

Sure, I will have 2 medium size sea lamprey combos, and a large soda

[Vdetty]

If there's a hole, there's a goa-

[SirShrugsalot]

Screw a rat king, bro has a lamprey king that makes a rat king look like half a rat.

[joemomma]

“Usually they are much bigger with huge mouths”

Ok, Hear me out-

[STIC]

Video: "I got 1500 Sea Lampreys"

Title: "I bought 1 Million Sea Lampreys"

[jj]

"It's not fine, it's too much sea lamprey" I watched this multiple times just for this line 😅

[buggy]

"Get me that thing"
"But Sir!"
"I SAID GET ME THAT THING"

[saaofficial]

*"This is... A MISTAKE!"*
Broo 💀💀💀

[Smabby-dnrg]

Uncle roger: let’s cook sea lampreys]s today. We bought 1.5k cus it’s 50% discount

[jaspersh]

Guy: ‘I bought 1 Million sea lampreys’
Also this guy: ‘I’ve got a tank of 1, 500 sea lampreys’