Here's Everything Problematic In Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is here! In another popular episode of Travis's Game Korner, the man himself runs down everything toxic and problematic with this non-woke disaster.

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[hoosierflatty]

As a dentally challenged birdsexual dwarf ventriloquist, I just couldn't connect to the story line without someone who looks, thinks, and behaves precisely like me. 0/10 thanks alot Nintendo

[Abelius]

Come on Nintendo! First a normal movie, and now a normal game??

[continuallyblessed]

Nailed it with the first joke “white Zelda”. I will never forget when I was a kid arguing with my best friend because he was one of those weirdos that though Link was Zelda. Almost cost us our friendship 😂

[ferrarikangaroo]

This had me in tears laughing. This is one of your best. Initially, I saw the video title and thought to myself: "I thought I unsubscribed from Gamespot"

[pescadotejano]

Not all fairies are drag queens, but all drag queens are fairies! 😹😹😹 Epic

[jmr]

This kind of stuff swims through my mind when I play games and watch movies, just expecting what the perpetual fake offended will say.

[TheKnobCalledTone.]

Travis and whoever edited/directed this piece nailed the obnoxious fart-huffing gaming YouTuber stereotype. You are doing the Lord's work, Babylon Bee.

[admiralYamamoto_]

I CANT BELIEVE I WASTES MY MONEY IN THIS OFFENSIVE GAME 😱😱😱😱😱

[whispersinthewind]

Not satire: The game is amazing. Definitely recommend.

[tonkotsu_jake]

Finally, Kotoku's review is here.

[iKnowlestheTruth]

Don’t give Nintendo any ideas, Travis! 😂😂

[Thisguyisright]

I literally saw someone on Twitter say basically 'I will not buy ToTk if Zelda is not playable. Come on Nintendo, it's 2023, not 2003'

And I was like 'Sweetie you are completely missing the point of the franchise and being extremely petty'.

They probably weren't gonna buy it anyway but the audacity to say something so bold yet so dumb.

[nickswildweather]

Your deadpan nerd delivery is great. Whether it's put on or not.

[kaydinlear]

I love how none of this is actually about Tears of the Kingdom and all just about stuff that happens in BoTW.

[andrewbenton]

His poor mom, making all those sacrifices so her son could play a toxic game 😢 just breaks me to hear of such unrecognized service if only there was a way to publicly honor her like putting her face on a beer can… Bud Light still do that?

[lilballer]

Link also looks German, thats anti-semitic

[krondor]

Nice of you to put out Kotaku’s missed article.

[glennabate]

The thing is I can’t tell the difference between real leftist and satire anymore

[Fairgame]

Not expecting this from the Babylon bee, but I’m happy to see it!

[kbaccari]

In a just world, Travis' game corner has 300K followers and a sponsorship from Better Help, one of those "greens" supplements, and audible .