your Straight friend at a wedding🌸 🙄 | r/AreTheStraightsOK

What's up my Beardos and Weirdos!

Today we're diving back into r/AreTheStraightsOK, the subreddit that both makes us question "why" but also "why" and "WHY?!" and gives us the answer "no" but also "sometimes"?! hahah.
I feel like this is a really fun subreddit that has caught up all of the ridiculous straights and all of us normal folks can gently joke until they correct themselves, haha. Approach things with an open mind and I'm sure more people will surprise you than you may initially think.

Do one thing for yourself today that makes you happy. Much love. 💜

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[OneTopic]

Thank you all so much for chucking in a dollar or two on the charity. If you don’t have anything to give, don’t worry, because I’ll still contribute from ad revenue. Much love. 💜

[somerandomperson]

The Straights when they see a cis man in a dress: That's not a real man, that's a woman
The Straights when they see a (trans) woman: That's a man

[sylph]

Fun fact: the straightest man I know has so few doubts about his sexuality he's comfortable jokingly flerting with gay guys. No, he's not in denial, he's just that straight

[dumpsterracoon]

Trans woman: *wears a dress*
Transphobes: Ur still a man though

Man: *wears a dress*
Transphobes: Ur not a real man

Hmmm I smell double standards

[theother]

The "if your bf is blonde, that's your gf" is actually funny af 😂
Blonde ending in E is the feminine form, the masculine form is without E at the end.
It is however, pointlessly gendered.

[dystpi]

why'd you want to marry someone you hate?
that's why the only reason i'd ever marry is to keep an alliance with spain

[XBlondieX]

Ok but if a man doesn't shake a woman's hand how does he know that her sword hand is empty?

[sleepingkirby]

"If a woman talks to your man, she's not the problem. He is."
A woman: Do you want fries with that?
The girlfriend: You cheating pig!

[valeriehendrickson]

So I looked up and read the whole thing at 4:14 and holy fuck. The dude thinks he’s “allowed” to talk like a slave plantation owner and has a “black pass” (whatever tf that means) since his wife is black. The woman literally mentioned having to fake being asleep just to avoid intimacy because he made fun of her and told her she was “too sensitive” when she told him to stop and said she didn’t like it. Heartbreaking.

[randompersonthathasinterne]

“throw the whole husband out”
-Ot 2021

[AeroViro]

I seriously commend you for staying so calm reading these because I swear to god I am going absolutely berserk over all of these

[s.higgins]

im hoping that the person who said "If your bf is blonde he's a girl" was trying to point out the difference between "blond" and "blonde".

[hopetravis]

I'm cis and straight and seriously embarrassed about some of the things I used to think.
I've grown so much from the LGBTQ creators that I follow on youtube
And learning that not everything my pastor and parents said is the absolute truth

[kharris]

"Just throw the whole husband out" *Exactly* the correct reaction to a man being disappointed that you're having a baby girl.

[SnowOfAllTrades]

"If ur bf is blonde that's ur gf"
Actually not completely wrong, because "blonde" is the female version of "blond", from old english times when the language still had grammatical gender. So maybe they were just making a high profile linguistic joke?

nah who am I kidding, probably not.

[MrGowose]

The 3 things you can not touch according to One Topic, our king:
1. Other people's keyboards
2. Other people's mouses
3. Other people's me

[calebhall]

Fun fact: Mary Shelly's original was written as part of a horror contest between her and her friends.
Also fun fact: Mary Shelly had her husband's calcified heart wrapped in the poems he wrote for her.

[wiktorszymczak]

I like that its not spaghetti its "spaghetti". Even the owner couldn't have called 160 $ dish just spaghetti

[dkfreddi]

From the same creators of: "Woman hate man? We ask a man" and "Where the lesbians come from? We ask the straights", the sequel –
"How to learn about the LGBTQs? Going to the straight reddit"

[psychosweetheart]

"America, are you okay?"
No. No we are not. Send help. And more rainbows.