REAL programmers code with THIS language 👩‍💻 #programming #technology #software #tech #code

[billal]

That's quite a way to explain High Level and low level languages

[florincristi]

When she says “go deeper” but you are already coding in machine code

[Raegoer]

Real programmers use Scratch because they want to work sprite-based but Unity scares them

[childmolester]

still impressed that a dude in the early 2000's made rollercoster tycoon IN ASSEMBLY

[robindehood]

Real programmers stair at a computer until it obeys.

[Magnogen]

Real programmers make their own programming languages and then cry two-fold when their programs don't work coz they have to debug the compiler too

[prasadt]

"Real programmers find someone else to do their work for them"

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[WolfireGaming]

The real programmers are the friends we made along the way.

[Kuria_zhaints]

real programmer banging stick and stone and called it an unga bunga

[tigerbojiteol]

StackOverflow: “Shut the f**k up y’all”

[lowHP_]

A real programmer is someone who knows how to solve problems in an optimal way

[BertoLaDK]

Real programmers sit in teams meetings all day discussing how where to put that feature somebody requested half a year ago.

[utopia]

Real programers slam their heads against the keyboard for hours until they find the one line of code that's been messing up the entire project.

[combax_techx]

So everyone except last guy is imposter

[almostanengineer]

Real programmers select the best language for the task at hand.

[monq]

real programmers build their own transistors 😂

[fluffywin]

I'm waiting on that jellyfish tutorial

[ThatOneGuy-wrrh]

REAL programmers try to make something for 10 minutes, have a mental breakdown and go on an indefinite break

[RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg]

What ever Mr. Real programmer.
GOAT programmer the one who made old Roller Coaster Tycoon

[TheHyper]

real programmers support all programming languages and acknowledges that each programming language has it's purpose. 🗿🗿🗿