If Dreamworks Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes

What crimes would Lord Farquaad (Shrek), The Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2), Makunga (Madagscar: Escape 2 Africa), Megamind (Megamind) and Tighten (Megamind) be charged with?

A video examining what would Dreamworks villains be charged with if they were to be in court.

Song used: Code Blue - Frank Perez

[tonycallme]

Megamind not getting a single death sentence shows how much of a guy he is, the dude practically made Prison his daily cycle, he walks in and out like it's tuesday.

[cloaker]

I like it how the only villian in this video not to receive the death penalty even once was Megamind for obvious reasons.

[torvus]

Regarding Megamind's crimes, I feel the $2, 500 fine in the beginning would probably be waived, since he's so young and genuinely can't be held accountable for his actions.

[SimplySunky]

"This man has no rizz and is also putting Roxanne under a lot of danger with his flirting techniques." The most savage way to charged someone.

[SP.]

Seeing Megamind getting more charges than Titan makes the line "oh you're a villain alright. Just not a super one." hit even harder.

[Shovel________________]

i love how the warden is just so used to megamind escaping that when he does it again he just wishes them luck and waits for someone to untie him

[poweroffriendship.]

Megamind caused a lot of damage in Metrocity throughout his villainous career, but unlike any other animated villains, he at least paid all the damage and is pleaded not guilty at the end. This shows how much of a great villain protagonist he is. Even villains have standards too.

[MoonWielder]

Imagine getting locked up in a cage and then your fate gets decided by getting turned into a rug. That has to be one of the worst ways to die.

[Ballisticbald]

7:18
forgot the no rizz charge. 50 years and 75 hours of community service.

[virtualpianosheets]

I like that the writers of Megamind knew what his sentence would have been for the crimes he committed after he broke out. In beginning of the movie, the warden says he has 85 life sentences, but towards the end of the movie, during the scene where Minion as the Warden is talking to Megamind in his prison cell, he tells him he still has 88 life sentences to go.

[limwater]

A pardon in megamind: Character experienced trauma from a early age, resulting in aggressive actions to the city and acting out in what could be seen as more of a improve play, subconsciously never intending to harm or murder anyone. He was taught by many to do wrong, but he internally has been fighting this until he started to believe his actions were for a good propose of good vs evil. When he realised his actions were wrong and that he’s capable of being the good person he wanted to be, his behaviour changed to cleaning up the city, undoing mistakes he has made and protecting it from much worse criminals.

In real life: A politician committed a war crime, but is friends with the president.

[TigerChamp]

9:24 I'm impressed by the fact that the 88 life sentences perfectly lined up at this point.

(The warden mentions 88 life sentences during this section)

[oakmeal]

Can't believe he left Mutilation and genocide out of Farquaad's charges. And before someone asks about the Genocide bit, I believe the fact that he turned Mama Bear into a rug combined with how he is rounding up Fairy Tale creatures at the start of the movie implies genocidal intentions on fairy tale creatures.

[mrswordtoast]

I love how Megaminds life sentence count went from 85 to 88, which is what's stated in the movie

[Starz-qs]

“THIS MAN HAS NO RIZZ” that took me off guard so much it was so hilarious

[zacky]

I love how Fairy Godmother is on screen for seconds and she's immediately slapped with DEATH

[lemerbrix]

6:09
Love how death by glamour is just playing in the background while tighten is just committing war crimes

[CreepersNeedHugs]

*Combined crimes and sentences:*

Crimes:
1x torture
2x coercion
1x first degree murder
2x usurping the throne
1x unlawful attempted brutal execution
1x unlawful imprisonment
2x high treason
1x identity fraud
1x sexual assault
2x second degree attempted murder
2x battery
1x inciting a riot
1x stalking
2x theft
1x reckless endangerment
1x involuntary manslaughter
2x usurpation
1x assault and battery
1x domestic terrorism
2x taking a hostage
5x first degree attempted murder
1x aggregated assault with a deadly weapon
2x property damage
85x prior convictions
2x escaping lawful custody
1x careless endangerment
1x vandalism
1x mass theft
2x property destruction
1x use of explosives

Sentences:
9 death penalties
96 life sentences (88 pardoned)
212 years (72 pardoned)
$1, 073, 172, 500 fine ($1, 013, 172, 500 pardoned)
Restraining order

[BusterBrown]

I love how Tighten went from like a million dollar fine and a life and a few years sentence to over 60 million in fines and 4 death sentences in like 10 seconds.

[solid_jade]

I love how this guy has no intro, no explaination just goes straight into the video, i wish more youtubers were like this