may i crack ur (fake) back? (placebo asmr)

#forsleep

[Rhlgull]

The reason I am able to see my own back is because I am a fake person, but a real owl.

[polydimo]

I was second monitoring this one and hearing "Now I'm gonna pretend your back is bread." only to see the rolling pin broken out killed me

[LefrazierH]

Why is the cactus staring at my fake butt?

[Battfro]

Is this an elaborate satire on the chiropractorcy industry?

If so, I full am here for it.

[magrildz]

After my fake appointment with fake doctor Sleepy, my nonexistent pain was gone. But I suddenly started feeling fake ASMR and as soon as I got home, I pretended that I was sleeping. And I even got a scratchy-scratchy-comby at the end of my appointment.

Would definitely go again. 10/10

[koraltea]

"What's your name?"
Kyle.
"Oh wow! Is that Tunisian? It's so exotic!"
...yes.

[sdrfk]

0:55 missed chance to say "let me take a crack at it"

[Mnz.]

WE'RE GETTING OUR BACKS CRACKED WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️💯💯

[steel]

"This is your back" Why do you have my back, put it back

[CucumberLlamas]

One of my great pleasures of the week is discovering what brand of unhinged asmr sleepy is going to post

[kuricc]

Subscribed for the whimsy, stayed for the voice AND the whimsy. I love how creative you are and all the ideas you come up with for your videos! Also your voice always gives me tingles and your humor is A+.

[yasminec]

0:10 WAIT DID U SAY TUNISIAN?? i'm tunisian so that caught me so off guard omg

[nakatomifreefall]

"Get With the program idiot!" is simply the BEST thing that will ever be said in an ASMR video EVER . You are the only person who can even make your annoyance with us sound relaxing 😂❤

[Airtayjay]

8:44 "Now I'm gonna pretend your back is bread."

Well I guess I'm bread now.

[alrivers]

Amazing how you get those cracks out of that fake body. You have to be the best fake chiropractor of all time. Love it

[SavedByFaith]

3:00 He is not a weirdo he seems chill!

[Emilio_J.J.L.]

I can see my back... MY NECK IS BROKEN!! 😱

[wormrocket]

help when i was younger i would make ‘friends’ out of my clothes and stuff them with socks and pillows like this and then i’d go to sleep, hoping they’d be alive when i woke up 😭

[Diplopoda]

10:17 close enough welcome back Limp Bizkit

[aricnichols]

Even if my body parts are fake, the tingles don't lie.