Drinking pure Tuscan 🥂🇮🇹

[shiny_hunterongo]

Evening news be getting better and better by the minute

[CopyrightPuppets]

The doctor after taking my urine sample:

[CowVenCraftOfficial]

I'm starting to think this guy actually runs a cartel

[The_Mechanical_Mindset]

"Carnivorous, cocaine-snorting rizzlers" 💀

[ravenwillows]

Can't believe bro missed out on the chance to say "cuntryside", I expected better of you beast smh.

[Essix]

Imma tell my AP bio teacher bout reverse osmosis

[Check_Vibe]

I’ve also visited Tuscany, stayed a few days in Florence. Hope you love it as much as I did. The Win- Piss is very good.

Also, good chance to meet some buyers of the Peruvian, people in Florence love to party.

[panzerrrrrrrrrr]

Lyrics : *English*
Tonight on SMNN💦, I'm in the Italian countryside, trying some *PURE* Tuscan Piss 🍾🍾💦💦, I spoke to the sommelier about the harvesting process 🚽🚽🚽, basically a bunch of sigmas 🗿🗿🗿piss into a jar, reverse osmosis, Let's try this thing *takes sip*
Mmm... That is dehydrated urine 💦💦💦🥃, You can tell that it comes from carnivorous 🥩🥩🥩 Cocaine-snorting🍚🍚🍚 Rizzlers🌹😏 That's found in every sip 🥃🥃🥃I'll take three bottles, please🍾🍾🍾

*French* : Ce soir sur SMNN💦, je suis dans la campagne italienne, en train de goûter de la pisse toscane *PURE* 🍾🍾💦💦, j'ai parlé au sommelier du processus de récolte 🚽🚽🚽, en gros un tas de sigmas 🗿🗿🗿pisse dans un bocal, osmose inverse, essayons ce truc *prend une gorgée*
Mmm... C'est de l'urine déshydratée 💦💦💦🥃, On peut dire qu'elle vient de carnivores 🥩🥩🥩 Cocaïne sniffée🍚🍚🍚 Rizzlers🌹😏 On la trouve dans chaque gorgée 🥃🥃🥃Je prendrai trois bouteilles, s'il vous plaît🍾🍾🍾

*Arabic* : الليلة على SMNN💦، أنا في الريف الإيطالي، أحاول بعض البول التوسكاني *الخالص* 🍾🍾💦💦، تحدثت إلى الساقي حول عملية الحصاد 🚽🚽🚽، في الأساس مجموعة من سيجما 🗿🗿🗿بول في جرة، التناضح العكسي، دعنا نجرب هذا الشيء *يأخذ رشفة*
ممم... هذا بول مجفف 💦💦💦🥃، يمكنك معرفة أنه يأتي من 🥩🥩🥩 استنشاق الكوكايين🍚🍚🍚 Rizzlers🌹😏 هذا موجود في كل رشفة 🥃🥃🥃سأتناول ثلاثة زجاجات من فضلك🍾🍾🍾

*Japanese* : 今夜の 🍾🍾💦💦 を試しています。ソムリエに採取プロセスについて話をしました 🚽🚽🚽、基本的にはたくさんのシグマ 🗿🗿🗿 尿を瓶に入れて、逆浸透膜処理します。これを試してみましょう *一口飲む*
うーん...これは脱水した尿です 💦💦💦🥃、肉食動物 🥩🥩🥩 コカインを吸う🍚🍚🍚 リズラー🌹😏 から来ていることがわかります 一口ごとにそれが含まれています 🥃🥃🥃 3 本ください🍾🍾🍾

*German* : Heute Abend auf SMNN💦, ich bin auf dem Land in Italien und probiere *REINEN* toskanischen Piss 🍾🍾💦💦, ich habe mit dem Sommelier über den Ernteprozess 🚽🚽🚽 gesprochen, im Grunde genommen ein Haufen Sigmas 🗿🗿🗿, die in ein Glas pissen, Umkehrosmose, lass uns das Ding probieren *nimmt einen Schluck*
Mmm... das ist dehydrierter Urin 💦💦💦🥃, man kann erkennen, dass er von fleischfressenden 🥩🥩🥩 Kokain schnupfenden 🍚🍚🍚 Rizzlers🌹😏 kommt, das ist in jedem Schluck drin 🥃🥃🥃Ich nehme drei Flaschen, bitte 🍾🍾🍾

*Russian* : Сегодня вечером на SMNN💦, я в итальянской глубинке, пробую *ЧИСТУЮ* тосканскую мочу 🍾🍾💦💦, я поговорил с сомелье о процессе сбора урожая 🚽🚽🚽, по сути, куча сигм 🗿🗿🗿моча в банку, обратный осмос, давайте попробуем эту штуку *делает глоток*
Ммм... Это обезвоженная моча 💦💦💦🥃, можно сказать, что она от плотоядных 🥩🥩🥩 кокаиновых 🍚🍚🍚 Rizzlers🌹😏 Это содержится в каждом глотке 🥃🥃🥃Я возьму три бутылки, пожалуйста🍾🍾🍾

*Turkish* : Bu gece SMNN💦'de, İtalyan kırsalındayım, biraz *SAF* Toskana Piss 🍾🍾💦💦 deniyorum, şarap garsonuyla hasat süreci hakkında konuştum 🚽🚽🚽, temelde bir sürü sigma 🗿🗿🗿bir kavanoza işe, ters ozmoz, Hadi bunu deneyelim *yudum alır*
Mmm... Bu susuz idrar 💦💦💦🥃, Bunun etçil 🥩🥩🥩 Kokain çeken🍚🍚🍚 Rizzlers'tan geldiğini söyleyebilirsin🌹😏 Her yudumda bulunan bu 🥃🥃🥃Üç tane alacağım şişeler lütfen🍾🍾🍾

*Italian* : Stasera su SMNN💦, sono nella campagna italiana, a provare un po' di *PURA* Piscio Toscano 🍾🍾💦💦, ho parlato con il sommelier del processo di raccolta 🚽🚽🚽, fondamentalmente un mucchio di sigma 🗿🗿🗿piscio in un barattolo, osmosi inversa, proviamo questa cosa *prende un sorso*
Mmm... Quella è urina disidratata 💦💦💦🥃, si capisce che proviene da carnivori 🥩🥩🥩 Cocaina sniffata🍚🍚🍚 Rizzlers🌹😏 Si trova in ogni sorso 🥃🥃🥃Ne prendo tre bottiglie, per favore🍾🍾🍾

*Chinese Traditional* : 今晚在 SMNN💦上，我在意大利乡村，尝试一些 *纯净* 托斯卡纳尿液 🍾🍾💦💦，我和侍酒师谈论了收获过程 🚽🚽🚽，基本上是一堆 sigmas 🗿🗿🗿 尿液倒入罐子中，反渗透，让我们试试这个东西 *啜饮*
嗯……那是脱水尿液 💦💦💦🥃，你可以看出它来自食肉动物 🥩🥩🥩 吸食可卡因🍚🍚🍚 Rizzlers🌹😏 每一口都有这种东西 🥃🥃🥃我要喝三口请给我瓶子🍾🍾🍾

*Korean* : 오늘 밤 SMNN💦에서, 저는 이탈리아 시골에 가서 순수한 토스카나 오줌을 시도하고 있습니다 🍾🍾💦💦, 저는 소믈리에와 수확 과정에 대해 이야기했습니다 🚽🚽🚽, 기본적으로 시그마 🗿🗿🗿오줌을 병에 담는 것입니다, 역삼투, 이걸 시도해 봅시다 한 모금 마셔요
음... 탈수된 소변이에요 💦💦💦🥃, 육식 동물의 소변이라는 걸 알 수 있어요 🥩🥩🥩 코카인을 흡입한 것🍚🍚🍚 리즐러스🌹😏 한 모금에 다 들어있어요 🥃🥃🥃 세 병 주세요🍾🍾🍾

*Portuguese* : Hoje à noite no SMNN💦, estou no interior da Itália, experimentando um pouco de urina toscana PURA 🍾🍾💦💦, falei com o sommelier sobre o processo de colheita 🚽🚽🚽, basicamente um monte de sigmas 🗿🗿🗿urina em uma jarra, osmose reversa, vamos tentar essa coisa toma um gole
Mmm... Isso é urina desidratada 💦💦💦🥃, dá para perceber que vem de carnívoros 🥩🥩🥩 Cheirando cocaína🍚🍚🍚 Rizzlers🌹😏 Que é encontrada em cada gole 🥃🥃🥃Vou querer três garrafas, por favor🍾🍾🍾

[lordalbertt]

did i just hear a CARNIVORE reference??

[lechanneldemysterieuxmante]

This channel is so stupid clever, it really is quite brilliant. I truly never laugh this hard on other channels

[hiilovewatermelonlol]

Cool. Anyways, here's a brownie recipe:


Ingredients
Butter (½ cup)
2 eggs
Sugar (one cup)
Cocoa powder (⅓ cup)
Vanilla extract (2 tablespoon)
Flour (½ cup)
How to make it
1. Preheat: Preheat the oven to 180 degrees.
2. Start mixing: Start your brownies by mixing sugar and butter in a bowl. Once they are fully mixed, add your egg. Then add the flour, cocoa powder, and vanilla extract.
3. Bake: Bake in the oven for 15 minutes at 180 degrees. Take them out and let them cool for one minute and they are ready!
Time total: 18 minutes

[CatFromTrabzon]

"Basiccally a bunch of sigmas *piss into a jar* "
*TF2 Sniper*

[GokuBlackisgoated]

I'm tired of all these fake news sources. I'm so glad I found SMNN

[eradict]

SMNN host is one sophisticated gentleman.

[S_whoelse]

Okay, but seriously now how the fuck is this not on the news? Like bro, someone should get em on there already

[bensonabernathy]

Although I wonder which variety of nose candy was snorted by those Rizzlers to produce such an exquisite drink.
Was it Colombian, Peruvian, or something else?
Maybe the Italians decided to step into the game and produced their own unique flavor of nose candy.

I just hope it ain't Bolivian, because as a wise man once said it, "tastes like a cinderblock, flat".

[WyncedP]

Cancellation cannot cancel this guy. This guy cancels cancellation instead.

[V-_raptorr]

Glad to see the cartel expanding to Italy

[danielo]

i never thought i would see someone who likes it as much as me

[gamingtitan]

The waybro says the piss. Bro is way too chill