Katana vs. Longsword #shorts

[LyingOstrich]

"You guys wanna swords fight?" he said, spinning the blade he held in reverse grip as though it were a staff, and standing in such a way it appeared as though he feared his own weapon.

[BRyL]

"You guys wanna swords fight?"
"Sorry, we don't swing that way."

[RAMROD]

The katana needed a 5 hour maintenance session after that.

[dabbybabby]

"your steel was found in a bog!" Is the most creative insult ever

[RenikkoEclipse]

"A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage"

[boyboii]

Moral of the story: no matter which fan base you’re a part of, reverse grip will forever be the unwanted child.

[Harpoonergooner]

“Oh sorry bro, I accidentally amputated your leg.”

“It’s fine bro.”

[TheresABirdOnMyHead]

"This steel was folded 1000 times to make it strong."
"itwilldestroyyou"

[icereaper]

I Feel like "your steel was found in a bog." Should be a common insult in Elden Ring.

[doomguy]

The grandad with the most rusty machete known to man (it has a +10 poison effect)

[Crackdoza_lol]

"This steel was folded a thousand times to make it strong,

itwilldestroyyou"

[They_Call_Me_HeartFace]

Spears: "Damn, kindergarten looks funny"

[joshboward]

Swords were really cutting-edge technology

[ErikratKhandnalie]

Polearm users: Look at what they need to match even a fraction of our power

[Ultimatefusion]

“My blade’s metal was folded 1000 times!”
Mfs in martial arts movies: “AND I’LL FOLD IT AGAIN BITCH!”

[devonpearson]

"It will destroy you..!" 'Your STEEL was found a BOG!' the delivery of the lines are golden lmao

[sorenagernakk]

"Your steel was found in a bog."
The best line ever.

[FannyPackMan]

I just lovs the way you say: "It will destroy you!" So elegant, yet so arrogant. Exactly the cadence a weeb would adopt.

[Pokemaniak]

I love how they put aside their differences to destroy the reverse grip guy😂

[FynO]

The sniper 400 meters away:

"... Which fucking year is it-"