I Don't Have A Square To Spare! | The Stall | Seinfeld

"Sometimes a square is everything!"

Season 5 Episode 12 'The Stall': A woman withholds toilet paper from Elaine. George becomes enamored with Elaine's "cool guy" boyfriend. Kramer keeps calling a phone sex line.

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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.

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Can You Spare A Square? | The Stall | Seinfeld

[PBSviaPNW]

Elaine trotting out of the restroom with the big grin on her face and arms full of rolls of TP is one of the funniest scenes ever

[mohamedsalem]

“You Either”! omg that line and the way it was delivered this actress deserves an oscar!!

[lilbitcountry]

Love how Eliane gets her back in the end 😂

[CrystalStormsLands]

She broke GIRL CODE. Spare that Square dammit!! Its the principle! Sooo Wrong. Left Elaine HANGING YO 😂

[randyjohnson]

This actress fits in perfectly with the Seinfeld insanity

[JasonWorstenholm]

When Elaine says all smarmy" I can't spare a square" I lose it everytime😅

[josemaria]

Elaine was completely right in this instance. If you can spare a square, be sure to spare that square to people in need

[eduardo_corrochio]

Jane: "Oh, I'm going uptown too, we could split a cab."
Kramer: "What about the driver?"

[TheElecPlay]

Fun Fact: In this episode, when Jerry is about to get a shoulder massage from Jane, he says “I've been waiting a long time for this.” This is a reference to the previous episodes The Masseuse (Season 5 Episode 9), in which Jerry tried repeatedly to get a shoulder massage from his then-girlfriend, but never was successful.

[limalikat]

😂😂the way she turned her feet away from Elaine. Great scene.

[libbycampbell]

I remember being asked this in the bathroom at a club once when I was younger. I busted out laughing and gave the poor girl some spare squares.

[Tripp]

Brilliant physical comedy with just their feet in the stalls.

[fanofcanes]

So many great one liners in this episode. Can't share a square, Don't call me anymore, what is with the gum ? you either, You love him ...a really great show !!

[keithbannister]

Jamie Gertz is such a talented actress, and extremely gorgeous too!! She was absolutely hilarious on the "Still Standing."

[wednesdaytheblackcat]

Jami Gertz with the gum in her mouth. She’s great!!! 😂😂😂

[steverogers]

Jane: “Where’s your napkin?…but I need my napkin”

That woman deserved to have no squares at all!

She was absolutely inconsiderate, selfish, and greedy, perfect character to cross paths with the Seinfeld crew

[dtchinacat]

Elaine wearing those socks and shoes in the stall reminds me of the Foreigner album Head Games!

[andreprince]

And this is the reason why I'm telling you all that this is THE BEST SHOW EVER!!

[AaronHahnStudios]

Those socks... I once had to use those instead... such is life.

[spdadventurer]

This was the best 😂😂😂😂i was so damn satisfied on behalf of Elaine and i was like atta girl, i felt like it was so bold and quick decision (Witt) by Elaine to take revenge in that given opportunity! This is my fav episode lol haha