MORT THEORY: The Crimes of Mort

This video compiles the highly integral first six parts of my utterly massive theory on Mort the Lemur, from Madagascar. This is not a joke, although I understand why some people would think that. The fact that there are still people out there joking about Mort's Crimes, and not actually realizing that it's TRUE in "All Hail King Julien", bothers me greatly, so share this video with any and everyone who will listen.


#Mort #MortMadagascar #MortTheory

0:00 - Films Evidence
10:50 - AHKJ Evidence #1
42:09 - AHKJ Evidence #2
1:16:37 - AHKJ Evidence #3
1:50:31 - TPoM Evidence
2:19:13 - The Truth





MADAGASCAR WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.

[yellow-py]

This video is longer than the first hunger games movie

[rickyluvr]

the scariest part is that he barely theorizes. he almost only goes over what happens canonically

[theworldmushroom]

Why does my man sound like he's hiding in an attic leaving tapes about an eldritch horror hes witnessed with his own eyes and has filled his heart with gate and terror

[error-try-again-later]

The fact Mort had an entire human arm in his stomach makes me think the skeletons from the first movie didn't actually die in the plane crash...

[MaddysinLeigh]

“Go for the males first, the children we can sell, and the women *laugh maniacally* ah, the women… we will always treat with respect.” Is my favorite quote from Mort.
Edit: my most liked comment on any social media is now a quote from a deranged cartoon lemur. Anyway, thanks for 11k likes!

[ultimateweeabootrash]

The most terrifying part of this video is the slow realization that it is, in fact, truly not a joke.

[badhbts]

The craziest part of all of this is that the writers are most definitely doing this under the studio execs noses’ because they know they won’t look deep enough into the material to see what is actually being written into their properties.

[_thepotatoturtle]

I love that this isn't even a theory, its just a breakdown of each show and it is still more insane than anyone could've made up

[bjarnivalur]

This show is what happens when nobody acknowledges your show but you still have an unlimited writers budget.

[LucasMBoysOurRoy]

"Everyone in the show is implied to be Jewish or bisexual" is not a sentence that would've ever crossed my mind when thinking about a spinoff tv show of Madagascar

[zoroWasTaken]

Fun fact: "Mort" is pronounced almost exactly like the German word "Mord", meaning "murder". At one point this is mentioned in the German version of the Penguins of Madagascar show, I think when the main characters think he was killed by the gorillas. They say something along the lines of "I hope his name didn't come true", I think.

[hugomartinak]

your voice gives me a sense of urgency. it's like you desperately need to warn us before mort finds you.

[alexbenavidez]

"Everyone in the show is implied to be Jewish or bisexual" has got to be officially one of my newest favourite lines ever spoken about a TV programme

[thyrahelena]

I slept while listening to this on a bus to austria. And everytime i woke up i had no fucking idea what was happening. It was great. Thank you

[LizzyLanePlays]

My parents would not let me watch SpongeBob as a kid, but they let me watch THIS!???

[carolineblackman]

I clicked on this bc I was like… mort?? He talks about mort for 2.5 hours? Lol okay. I am 8 minutes in. I am invested. I am addicted. Mort is evil.

[pineapplefrostyfruits]

This is the equivalent of reading a Lovecraftian novel, in which the protagonist slowly looses their grip on sanity as they delve deeper and deeper into the endless abyss of understanding an eldritch horror beyond full comprehension.

[inkymilk]

everyone: awwe he's so cute

The theorizer: HIS NAME IS DEATH for he is Mort the lemur

[knowledge]

Man I really wish we had more shows with this level of unhinged

[etwanican_]

When I first clicked on this video I figured it’d be some insane theory purely for satire but when I actually looked into this stuff, I realized just how true it is. What we’re the writers smoking?!