I can't believe Mort said this...

Mort is pretty messed up.
Mort exposed.
All Hail King Julien
NETFLIX ORIGINAL

[pizza]

“Respect Women, and Sell Children”
- Benito Mortsulloni

[gsync]

"Mort, what is best in life?"
"Crush your enemies, sell their children, and respect their women."

[kuyajuswa]

Mort: "TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT!"
random person: "How about the children?"
Mort: "its all business after all."

[AangDknight]

No wonder he had 12 wives, no kids and they all died of old age. A man of his words indeed.

[yoboikamil]

"respect women"
"sell children"
man's got priorities

[GabHowDoI]

: But what if the children was a girl?

: _Sell them with respect._

[RynoGaming]

Mort: Lets sell all the children
Also Mort: We will always treat with respect

[fellowhuman]

I was babysitting and they were watching this episode- when he got to this line i was sweating til he finished his thought 💀

[glipglop]

I’m not surprised that Mort would traffic children considering that he himself has 30 unnamed children who we don’t know the whereabouts of

[cosbusta]

Respecting women leads to more children, which leads to more sales. A true businessman.

[NevanSlone]

*They had us in the first half, not gonna lie*

[toast]

The thing I am most confused about of all things is the fact that there’s a shark here

[Shellackle]

"What about the female children?"

"SELL THEM! ...with respect"

[TheMC]

Mort is the epitome of the phrase "there's more than meets the eye".

[BerserkkFN]

“aNd tHE WOmEn…
oHOhohoho tHe wOmEn!
We always treat with respect 🗿“

[michaeljordan]

This series really made Mort more weirder and I'm not talking about his obsession with King Julian.

[jakethesnake]

Treats women with respect. immediately sells their children and possibly kills their husbands

[phyre_re]

I'm more concerned that there is a great white shark among the crowd.

[ashtarapur]

This is the best example of "Never let them know your next move 😅"

[Gemnist]

I’m honestly more surprised he’s actually speaking NORMALLY.