Jawbreaker Sausage

Sausage Contributors:
Sausage Score Art: ME!!!!!
Mark Boxallo Art: Steelier Dan from Discord

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[billygoatguy]

i can't believe we've gone this far without a hand in the grinder gag

[ejaybugboythree]

The grinder being able to grind the jawbreakers, but not the sticks is one of the biggest plot twists I have ever seen.

[EndgamerAzari]

And now it's time for everyone's favorite game:
VOID!
THAT!
WARRANTY!

[Zetact_]

The grinder: "KILL ME"
Mr. Sausage: "I'M TRYING!"

[TrevorTrove]

I would love a "will it grind" series kind of like the old " Will it blend" videos

[MJTRadio]

“What are we gonna make to scam the kids so we can get some of those sausages, Double D?”
“I have casing in my belly button, Eddy”

[Urawbe]

This new grinder really goin through it

[normanmerrick]

I am convinced by now that the folks at Meat your Maker must have actively dared Mr. Sausage to try and break this new grinder. The amount of abuse this poor thing has gone through in such a short time frame is unreal.

Edit: Mr. Sausage can you please change the Will-it-blow box? The amount of health code violations that thing must racked up on its own by now would probably be enough to permanently close any restaurant in the country.

[Mister_Clean]

I admire your dedication to absolutely annihilating your brand new grinder

If it can survive Mr. Sausage, it can survive anything

[wonkehcheetah]

"Life has many sausages, Ed boy!"

[icecreamorc]

I think the ultimate dream is to get a will it blow but the Mark Boxalo is just actually Mark Ruffalo in person.

[someoldcliche]

Giving Mr Sausage a free grinder was either the best decision or the worst decision this company ever made

[Lovicide]

Mr sausage: *tries making edible sausage*
Also Mr sausage: *leaves inedible objects in the sausage like sticks and subway sandwich paper*

[michaelanderson]

Mr. Sausage, you JUST got this grinder! Why must you try and break it!? Well, actually, I know why. We need to know if the jawbreakers will make good sausages.

[Sin_Alder]

The most disappointing part of this idea was that there was zero chance of us getting a "there's the jawbreaker water" clip.

[DanteEdward]

Have you considered getting a second rack for your toaster oven? If you put one in the oven above the first rack you can set sausages on the upper rack for better air circulation and skin crisping, then set a small sheet tray on the bottom rack to catch run-off.

[chrisalan]

Marketing Exec: “let’s just give this guy our heaviest duty grinder. This thing can handle BONES.”

Mr Sausage: “It shall be dead by the next full moon.”

[rylkalthewolf]

You think Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy would try out this sausage? Imagine if it was just a sausage completely made to be a jawbreaker.

[DJstarrfish]

I love how when Mr. Sausage _finally_ gets a new grinder, he spends the next dozen or so videos trying his absolute hardest to destroy it

[imasnail]

I had to explain that box art to my wife. I hope your proud of yourself Mr. Sausage. We are closer then ever.