A dilemma of shame.

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[rckbass]

Option 3: Swap the booger chair with someone else's chair in the office before the new chairs arrive. Pin the boogers on them. Just do a quick sweep under the new chair before the swap to make sure you're not adopting something worse than snot.

[knaxor]

There’s no going back from becoming the booger guy, it would be such a drastic shift

[renzovizcarra]

“I don’t wanna be the booger guy”
Buddy, you ARE the booger guy. You are a booger guy through and through.

[Kneegrowpleez]

Just trying to imagine 10 years worth of boogers is mortifying

[brandonfaddis]

Professional janitor here. This can actually be an easy clean, depending on the material of the chair. If the bottom of the chair is a hard plastic like most office chairs, then a metal scraper or putty knife will actually pull them up fairly easily. Afterward I recommend a plastic abrasive (think Scotch Brite), or even better, a sponge with plastic abrasive and water as hot as you can get it. Towel dry after you're done.

[Wajmeister]

"I'll need some chemicals, some of them have hardened" omg bro im gonna assume MOST of them have hardened after 10 years 😭😭

[ViliTheFox]

My old shop had a women's bathroom that had a worse problem. Over a decades worth of communal boogers wiped on a particular stall wall. I've only heard of it by word of mouth, but all the women agree that it's a breath taking sight. A mosaic art piece, almost.

So trust me, there are booger guys and gals right under your nose, you just haven't seen them yet. Dont be ashamed.

[fatimaboebina]

Week after week, IDK how Lyle keeps a straight face 😆

[Knight]

These shorts are always cut at the perfect time with the funniest one liner at the end. Whoever is editing these things is a genius.

[Blue-jyrf]

Booger guy made the right call with option 2, no point in living with shame if you can easily just hide it.

[MrResin-xkmf]

As a mover I will tell you this:
I don’t care, nor will I ever. I just want to go home at the end of the day

[Lmnop]

Boogers is a very funny word and when used by adults in such a serious way, it’s even funnier.

[remadronaidanbu]

No way I'm going back to the office if I find out one of my coworkers is this disgusting.

[miqueasandrade]

I think that option #1 would be better as very likely people in the office have already notice his behavior but he’s still in denial.

[christopherfischetti]

You never truly know who you’re sitting next too booger boy 😂😂😂😂😂

[Grogurt]

It’s incredible how he doesn’t have to close his eyes to process this information man Jesus Christ

[willferrigno]

I feel so bad for that guy after he worked so hard. I know I'd feel terrible if it happened to me and I've been collecting for 15+ years at this point

[arianmuller]

Everybody in these phone calls have great timing man ⌚️ ⏱️ 🕛 😂

[TarantuLandoCalcuLingus]

As a former floor layer who has worked overnights in many office buildings, ive found a ton of nasty shit.

[my_salad_is_burnt]

The best part is that it's a grown ass man