Sam Reich Bought Tumblr For $69 Billion

Sam spent so much on Tumblr that he's putting the "e" back in. #dontlaughnews #dropout #comedy

[saracarman]

Great episode for Sam to be wearing a red tie, really brings the whole thing together.

[matthewdykeman]

The best part of this is that its Sam's wife doing the roasting.

[YBlvr]

This is even funnier when you t know the woman who said “it says ‘pervert’ on my teleprompter” is Sam’s actual wife

[Magmafrost]

Tumblr's current owners *wish* they could sell it for $69 billion. I dont think they even payed $69 million for it lmao

[Willothemask]

Two full roast episodes, and STILL Sam has not been burned as badly as when he was saying when he first met Brennan, and Brennan started with
"We met FIVE YEARS EARLIER"

[witecatj]

OK. You guys have now convinced me to get Dropout TV just to see this absolute roast happening here.

[uncleflansy]

Mother effin magnates, how do they work?

[christianvalente]

The pvp episodes are some of my favoeite

[oscodains]

I can’t wait to hear what his father has to say about this news!

[jamescustodio]

This is somehow better than the onion.

[shofisstar]

I would love if Sam actually bought Tumblr. He could bring the most chaotic hellsite on the internet to new levels of chaos and nonsense

[gaz-l]

Lily's strategy for Breaking News seems to be to say every word like it's a threat 😂

[everestfalls]

I've been on Tumblr for more than a decade now and I assure you it's filled with junkies and perverts, I love it.

[joelatkinson]

If Sam did buy Tumblr they should remake the CEO sketch but with him instead of Brennan

[Secondary_Identifier]

I believe the exact offer was $69, 420, 800, 870.70

[angelaphsiao]

Sam would probably be a better owner of tumblr than the actual current owners of tumblr. I support this buyout

[YGFU]

i love how this series turned from jokes and random stuff to essentially character assasinations now and then xD

[Abelslayer]

The "what a pervert" got me good

[IAmChadBroseph]

I dig it when they bring back the old school cast

[IrregularityRowan]

We're bringing back Dropout America