Everybody's 'I Don't Care About Sports' Friend (Hardly Working)

We all know an anti-sports robot.

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Director - Greg Stees
Editor - Evan Watkins
Andrew Mallonee
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
Production Manager - Sam Kirkpatrick
Casting Director - Chrissy Fiorilli-Ellington
Post Production Supervisor - Evan Watkins
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Christine Rodriguez
Assistant Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Post Production Manager - Andrew Mallonee
Head Assistant Editor & Post Systems Engineer - Phil Fox
Second Assistant Production Accountant - Rebecca Call
Motion Graphics Art Director - Bill Bergen
Post Production Intern - Charmaine Cavan

[closetwarrior]

I don't care about sports and the only time I mention it is when someone asks me whether or not I care about sports.

[johnjackson]

If you aren't like this then this video is not about you. Stop getting butthurt

[MaxLohMusic]

Before, I would just say "I don't care about sports" when someone brings up sports. But now I'm inspired by this video, and will just walk around saying it like a robot everywhere.

[LukeMM]

Sports fans are usually a lot worse. I hate the fact that just because I'm a guy, I'm expected to watch an extremely long game of sweaty, overpaid athletes playing with a ball. Here in the UK, not watching football instantly makes you an outcast and people just assume you're weird and/or boring.

[AsKaGangsta]

I like sports.. but ESPORTS is the way to go ! Who's with me?

[domki]

I don't have that friend.
Probably because I am that friend.

[MobiusCoin]

I don't know anyone who doesn't care about sports that act like this. They actually do just sit out a conversation until something else comes up. The only time they say "I don't care about sports" and it's usually expressed as "I'm not that into sports" is when someone asks for their opinion on a specific sport.

[Ddjeej]

I don't care about sports, but I'll only announce it when people try to talk directly to me about sports. Just as a "this topic does not interest me so I have no interest in discussing said topic".

[RainbowPowerRangerX]

Reminder: This sketch isn't saying that not liking sports is wrong. It's saying that being a jerk about it is wrong. If someone isn't hurting you, don't inject yourself into their conversations just to get mad at them for the things they like.

[rebelmuffin]

"why doesn't he just, like, wait for a couple of minutes until the conversation naturally changes?"

i don't think you understand how long people will talk about sports.

[toshm]

I don't really like sports that much, but then again, I also don't really like mushrooms. Whenever I see someone eating, I don't immediately start ranting about mushrooms like a jackass. That's the point the video is trying to make.

[TheCandyHole]

What about the "hey guys i smoke weed" friend?

You know, the "dude i got so baked last night" "man i got some good shit this time og purpalurka phat rhymes kush" "you should smoke more man it's actually good for you dude" person

[Sorecandy]

Most of the comments are pretty much proving this video's point.

[Lilyarmbuster]

I don't care about sports, but I don't mention it until someone else brings it up.

[reid]

The most entertaining part of collegehumor's videos are the comments. 

[heavenseek]

Should be a skit about the exact opposite: a room filled with sports drones stating "Spectate. Conform. Spectate. Conform".

[Gist]

So what am I supposed to say when people ask me "Hey! You catch that match last night?". No, this video is not about someone else. People don't randomly interrupt other people having a discussion, just to tell them that they are indifferent to said subject....jeez.

[chumpster]

I find WATCHING sports very boring and competitive sports annoy me, I'll play a sport with friends but... Aside from that I don't really care either.

But I don't think I've ever been this bad about it 😂 the World Cup leaves me with little to do though.

[Shadowx]

Switch the roles.. at least 5 times a day me and my buddies will be interrupted with the damned line, "you catch the game?" or "yeah... My team from the place I don't live is better than your team."

[stocktonjoans]

we wouldn't have to say we don't care about sports so much if less fools went on and on and on about sport all the time