Fifty Laps a Day [How I Met Your Mother 7x22]

Grandma Lois and Barney's stripper girlfriend Quinn:
-Fifty laps a day? Oh, my goodness, young lady. That is a lot.
-Oh, is it? Is it a lot, Grandma Lois? Yes, my girlfriend gets naked and sits on guys' laps for money.
And, yes, sometimes it's as many as 50 laps in one day.
And maybe society considers what she does to be "disgusting," or "slutty," or verging on "prostitution," or actual "prostitution". But you know what, I accept her.
And if you can't do the same, well, then shame on you.
Shame.On.You.
-We were, um, talking about swimming. How I sometimes swim 50 laps a day.
-Well, it's great cardio. Lois, can I top off your champagne?

[kingmortz]

Can we please acknowledge how amazing Neil Patrick Harris' acting is, and how his impressive "over-the-top drama" in this scene lifts the comedy up to a higher level!

[Syklone]

the way Barney pops into the screen is absolutely hilarious

[justmarie]

Well, swimming 50 laps a day are pretty impressive...

[Adder]

I like how his Grandma is called Lois, given the actress (K Callan) played Clark's mother in Lois & Clark: The Adventures of Superman :D Thanks for posting this scene, I love it!

[aussiechick]

the amount of times they must've had to do this scene

[markisbr]

Quinn was the best girlfriend for Barney, much better than Robin for him

[Waawawewaa]

you're are a legend for uploading this

[Bevoatx]

He shoulda kissed grandma Louis at that point

[zzjf]

This is awesome! Thank you for posting this. I just make a couple of videos about how I disliked the ending of the show....but almost everything before that was legen- wait for it -dary

[bobbyadams]

I'm not going to lie I like how I met your mother but the whole Quinn and Barney romantic subplot was so freaking unnecessary and it was absolutely completely pointless it really slow down the show a lot I mean seriously what was the point of that whole thing