Interview with Senior PHP Developer

PHP programming language
Interview with a PHP developer with Paul Ron - aired on © The PHP.

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Programmer humor
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laravel
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[Tobbzn]

PHP is the only place I've seen "function is no longer deprecated" in an update.

[jacquesmarais]

"PHP devs are not paid badly, we see dollar signs all the time." - a PHP dev

[domi_dreams]

When will we see an old COBOL joke?

"-There is a new offer for a COBOL dev"
"-Who died?"

[AJD...]

That change to fancy clothes at 4:02 when he started talking about laravel LMAO!

[rexodexo]

Thanks, these videos are a lot better without background music

[DAED]

"There is PHP 5.6 and there is PHP 7. We don't really talk about what happened in between" :dead:

[haiguyzimnew]

I can't believe I understand every one of these jokes.

My life is only pain.

[cauchyschwarz]

This split second cut to pure desperation after the "php isn't dead" line is gold 😂

[RamanSharma-zkbj]

I love how he puts on the blazer when talking about Laravel 😂

[transatlantc]

the face at 'lets talk about SQL injection' got me 😂

[colinodell]

As a PHP developer, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[MattSeremet]

"Pearl? I feel bad for that dead language and its devs"
"Node? Whoever thought running javascript on the sever was a good idea... Yeah I use node to run my php scripts in parallel"
"Security is easy with proper mitigations. ... html entities ... html entities ... preg match ... preg replace ... preg nant"
"We do OOP the right way: [zooms on monitor with code] this one's a singleton... singleton ... singleton... "

[starkxz]

AWESOME you listened to our request and made the video without music. KEEP the backward compatibility.

[JC-hppc]

As a PHP Dev the most embarrassing thing is that people instantly think you are some WordPress clown with 5 years clicking websites together with plugins.

[tommeir]

60% of the time, it works every time.

[sle]

This is next-level comedy full stop. Would love to know how you do your research for these too!

[buflen]

I remember that time when I asked for a salary over 60k in an interview for a PHP job and they said: well you're just a PHP developer.

[yttos]

"We see dollar signs all the time ---- 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm Dead 💀

[Electricz]

I feel like every new PHP dev goes through the experience of reading the documentation and desperately looking for a non-deprecated feature.

[Software.Engineer]

You should put "Deprecated" on the other version of this video