When People Say They're 'A Christian' These Days

Picture it: A Christian is doing a report for her seminary class about historic Christianity. She's interviewing other people who've signed up as "A Christian" for the project. But upon further examination, she discovers somethin' needs a sugar packet check. (... Do you get it?... BUT DO YOU GET IT?! Ba dum tss! :-D)

Special shoutout to my friend Keith Walker from @EvidenceMinistries for help with the script, especially for the Jehovah's Witness and Mormon. I shall thank you with coffee and sugar packets.

Random Fun Facts:
#2- If you do get it, here's a high five and a potato. 👋🏽🥔
#7+9- Yes, Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses actually believe that. You can look up everything I said in their own publications and websites.
#9.05- I was in the beginning stages of being sick when I filmed this. (Shout-out to Dayquil and coffee!)
#45.7- People saying they're Christians when they don't believe in Christian doctrine grinds my gears.
#99.9- Just because someone says they're a Christian doesn't mean they are.
#.03- My favorite character was the Mormon. (They're always my favorite. I wuv them.)
#78- Can you guess the last one?
#2- Who was your favorite?!

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[MelissaDougherty]

Update: After groveling, lots of coffee, and some extra credit, she got a B-.

Gee. It's like just because someone says they're a Christian doesn't mean they actually are... or something.

[luro]

As someone said, "everybody is a Christian until it gets biblical."

[SuberDuberUberEvan]

I like how everyone says "The Bible has been corrupted" while corrupting the Bible.

[deadvikingtrolls]

We live in a strange period at the end of time where when someone says they are a Christian you have no idea what they believe.

[questianityinteractivebibl]

I know this is supposed to be satire, but people actually strongly believe and advocate for these viewpoints.

[bettycarmella]

Truly spot on. When people say to me "I'm a Christian" my mind goes "which Christ"💙🙏🏽

[thebeatagp]

This was amazing sis! Loved it! Now, teach me how to do it! Ha.

[Malhaloc]

I had a coworker who claimed to be Christian. So Christian in fact that she uses tarot cards, dowsing rods, practices pyromancy, communes with spirits, thinks is funny or cute that her friend is getting visits from a demon calling itself Azazel, laughing off my concern at said visits saying she taught her friend all the most powerful runes and wards to protect her from evil spirits, denies everything about the Bible and Jesus, and refuses to answer the question "What defines a Christian in your mind?"

I owe her a debt of gratitude. She taught me to be way more discerning when someone says they're Christian.

[kidavis]

After losing my son on November 3rd. I have been unable to do anything except listen to music. Thank you for making me laugh again!

[thewardzhomeskoolcc]

Interviewee: "Christ is more than Jesus' last name." 
Melissa: "It's not His last name." 
Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I'm rolling!!!!

[kranthiraj]

As an Indian I can confirm that "New Age Christianity" is Hinduism.

[RobHortn]

Now EVERY time I hear "it's in the Bible" ... my brain goes "or something" :) LOVE these videos Melissa!

[thegoldenphoenix]

I grew up JW before being saved in my twenties. I lost it when she said "everything is pagan.... SMURFS!" I remember those stories from my childhood.

[hannah-rosebjelan]

What's sad is this is all so true.
Christian is such a loose term nowadays.

There's a difference between what the world views as Christian and biblically based Christianity. Bible believing Christian ♥️

[angeladyson]

The video started out as hillarious and then it became more and more tragic as it went on. I was just hoping there would be one genuine Christian that you would interview. Isn't it tragic that this is the reality of what many people's idea of Christianity is.

[petruspretorius]

If the Gospel doesn't change your life then it hasn't hit you yet

[SofiaElizabeth]

My friend once said, "We won't judge you about your religion, we believe one thing and your family believes what a 3000 year old book tells them!" That was when I first experienced the little things christians go through everyday, I felt so patronized

[rollingdowntheblvd]

The church I started going to recently has been very biblically sound and straightforward, which has shown me how much my previous church felt more like weekly motivational Ted talks. It's astonishing to see the difference

[jojersey]

This satire is hilarious. It is so sad too because it's true.

[hectatusbreakfastus]

One of my favorite quotes I first heard from the movie tortured for Christ about Richard Wurmbrand. Here is his quote “There are two kinds of Christians: those who sincerely believe in God and those who, just as sincerely, believe that they believe. You can tell them apart by their actions in decisive moments.”