This Math Video is so Cursed it will Make You Question Your Eternal Viriginity

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[californium-]

Ah yes, my favorite formula: E = c²m.
Also,

E = mc²
c² = a² + b²
E = m(a² + b²)
E = ma² + mb²
F = ma
E = Fa + mb²

Q.E.D.

[gangstereditz]

Just imagine so many people ready to risk their math skills despite of warnings

[tonywang]

the inverse trig notation thing killed me inside

[CepheusMappy]

Thank you for bringing my depression back again Papa :D!!

[BlaQ]

i've showed this to my maths teacher. doctor said there are some minimal chances he'll be conscious again.

[Cheesit_Enjoyer]

should have done one where the integral of 1/10 = ln(10)

[themibo]

I think even Newton would be questioning his eternal virginity if he watched this

[dr_ander]

I don't see whats wrong in this video it's perfectly normal including the amazing music

[rubenbohorquez]

0:46 he calculated pi using integrals, a linerar function, and pi

[cmyk]

The ray from _v_ to nowhere got me unreasonably hard

[AhirZamanSairi]

This reminded me of a passage from Stephen King's novel _IT:_

"He wanted to tell them that those dead boys who had lurched and shambled their way down the spiral staircase had done something worse than frighten him: they had _offended_ him.

_Offended, _ yes. It was the only word he could think of, and if he used it they would laugh—they liked him, he knew that, and they had accepted him as one of them, but they would still laugh. All the same, there were things that were not supposed to _be._ They offended any sane person’s sense of order, they offended the central idea that God had given the earth a final tilt on its axis so that twilight would only last about twelve minutes at the equator and linger for an hour or more up where the Eskimos built their ice-cube houses, that He had done that and He then had said, in effect: “Okay, if you can figure out the tilt, you can figure out any damn thing you choose. Because even light has weight, and when the note of a trainwhistle suddenly drops it’s the Doppler effect and when an airplane breaks the sound barrier that bang isn’t the applause of the angels or the flatulence of demons but only air collapsing back into place. I gave you the tilt and then I sat back about halfway up the auditorium to watch the show. I got nothing else to say, except that two and two makes four, the lights in the sky are stars, if there’s blood grownups can see it as well as kids, and dead boys stay dead.” You can live with fear, I think, Stan would have said if he could. Maybe not forever, but for a long, long time. It’s _offense_ you maybe can’t live with, because it opens up a crack inside your thinking, and if you look down into it you see there are live things down there, and they have little yellow eyes that don’t blink, and there’s a stink down in that dark, and after awhile you think maybe there’s a whole other universe down there, a universe where a square moon rises in the sky, and the stars laugh in cold voices, and some of the triangles have four sides, and some have five, and some of them have five raised to the fifth power of sides. In this universe there might grow roses which sing. Everything leads to everything, he would have told them if he could. Go to your church and listen to your stories about Jesus walking on the water, but if I saw a guy doing that I’d scream and scream and scream. Because it wouldn’t look like a miracle to me. It would look like an _offense."_

[oscarschoenbrod]

1:16 actually is 7/8, Papa flame is insane

[glassfish]

This video has taught me a lot of mathematics, thank you.

[neutronenstern.]

0:52 thats exactly how we write integrals in physics.

[langschwerts]

1:16 I had to check to see if the equation was true and I was not ready for that

[applimu]

0:26 We love rings of characteristic 2 B)

[jorian_meeuse]

That integral = 2c thingy took me a while, but I have to admit it's genius

[ranchi]

0:56 when you think it can't get more cursed.
ddlc-mii remix: hold my beer

[computationaltrinitarianism]

0:38 You can actually formulate derivatives in a way where this holds, assuming that it is composition and not point-wise multiplication. The only thing is that derivatives of f : A -> B are no longer functions, but maps f : A -> (B x (A -o B)) where -o is a linear map which you make into a category.

[fept]

0:50 as a maths student, they actually did this heresy in a physics module I took