the dark truth behind Nemo #shorts #facts

[fyebil]

"action in exchange for pebbles" sounds like a fair trade to me

[YokedYoda]

Angler fish female: “My body, my choice”

Male angler fish: “Our body”

[ameba]

Yep that's enough internet for today

[redhoodgaming]

Diego truly is the one who does everyone's mom high respect for my man diego

[fieryjp]

"so what's your body count?"
"800"
Edit: ty btw guys for the 3.4k i haven't had this many likes
Edit 2: yea i know the joke didn't make much sense but still funny

[jackie]

Actually I learned the penguin and clownfish facts in biology

[Rocketmanba]

Bro that turtle is like the Genghis Khan of Turtles right there

[noxcalibur]

Penguins being the literal worst followed by them doing ''male on male action" sounds abit oofy to me ngl

[sharenavarro]

He legit ruined my whole childhood for Nemo 😂

[uchihasasuke]

The anglerfish fact brang the statement "I will give my heart to you" to a whole new lvls

[deebs]

Nah but that nemo fact got my child hood messed up 😂

[hay-edits-alt]

You caught me off guard with the “hey darlin, nice tEsTIeS”

[TCrab]

I will never look at finding Nemo the same again

[danalove]

Penguins will also do it to newborn/baby penguins

[DAmemeChum]

Diego is literally a turtle version of glenn quagmire from family guy

[mynamesmatthew]

“Transform into a female and mate with nemo”


I died 😂💀

[Bonbon-splk]

Omg Marlin trans queeeen 🏳️‍⚧️💕💕💕

/j

[honeybeeplush]

Damn, gotta face the fact some tortoise got more rizz than all of us combined

[Dakral_frofficial]

jack: "hey darlin, nice testes"
Me: "sir this a wendys"

[midpeiceonline]

I would watch biologically accurate Nemo tbh