Ranking All Terraria Bosses On If They Could Host A Cookout

All 33 Terraria bosses were ranked and given their chance to host whatever kind of cookout they like!

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[recursiveslacker]

With skeletron, you need to also remember that you can’t actually go inside his house unless you kill him, so the bathroom situation will not be ideal.

[arvidhansen]

Nah you tripping on the dark mage.

1.That book is his mobility aid, you're basically getting disappointed, that a guy in a wheelchair won't get up to greet you
2. He's got minions and telekinesis he could manage the grill while interacting with the guests.
3. He's a MAGE he can summon fire to get the grill running quickly and perfectly

[B_mn]

*"The moonlord would only be good if you like sea food.*

My brother in Christ, that is an eldritch god, chances are they'd make a plate of ribs so great due to their eons of knowledge, that your perception of reality itself would shatter.

[hazelgill]

Eye of cthulhu spins around and throws flesh across the entire yard when he wants to open up his mouth to eat

[olivercui]

Another thing about king slime, gel is canonically incredibly flammable, so open fires mixed with king slime trying to cook probably won’t go well. If a slime rain happens though, it basically just transforms into a giant fiery rain. Not very pleasant

[MoopGoop]

The Wall of Flesh is the guide, so he’d probably know how to craft a mean burger, and his hungries could probably grab stuff.

[Hankbob_Hillpants]

golem is literally a brick oven, he is designed for pizza production

[AmazingInnit]

Imagine bringing your kids to a cookout and it’s being hosted by a giant Santa themed tank with a gun and it’s face torn off

[DamnBruhthatscrazy]

Okay listen Moon Lord deserves higher, he's an eldritch god. Imagine what incomprehensible cooking techniques he's capable of. He could do ANYTHING. You need ambience? He'll just summon up one of the pillars to color up the sky. He also has the cultists serving him to act as attendants. As for the fish smell, I mean, stardust is basically just cosmic deodorant.

[jackkane]

The eater of worlds would just eat all the food. Yeah its a cool party trick but he would be a horrible host

[mcpecommander]

Plantera wouldn’t try to kill you. She only defends her bulbs. Don’t attack the bulbs and she’s nice.

[scientistB]

While the Flying Dutchman wouldn't be terribly capable of making food on its own, it does have its own crew of pirates that can definitely assist with that. Better yet, it would get points for entertainment if the Dutchman itself was the cookout location; imagine having a party on the deck of a flying ship. That alone would put it in B tier for me. Just know that pirates might not have any fruit to serve, so beware of scurvy.
Loved this video, it was very silly.

[icetide]

The real issue with Deerclops is he only shows up in blizzards. I do not suggest the blizzard cookouts

[Keeganator]

Skeletron Prime would turn his weapons into different utensils and things needed for the cookout.

[mustard]

Cultist got robbed. He's the head of a cult. You don't get there without being super charismatic, he's got lesser cultists for servant duties, and he can put on one hell of a show with his magic tricks. Easily S-tier.

[schtinky]

The wall literally has servants called "THE HUNGRY", so its a 50/50 on whether theyd wreck the party with their unending appetite or the wall would be so good at caring for their hunger the food would be amazing.

[Eggwo]

Nah the Flying Dutchman is underrated, you’d be having a cookout on the ship with an entire jolly pirate crew. They’d have good food, drinks, and all kinds of entertainment. Only problem is leaving because the ship can never port.

[bluevern]

Empress of Light would be an excelent host if it happens during nighttime. If it's daytime, though, the cookout will have charred food, blinding accidents and at least one casualty

[GDAccelerate]

terraria npcs ranked by how well they could host a birthday party when?

[peanutsveryepicchannel]

My issues with this:
Golem has a terrible rap in this. Firstly, Golem likely has experience with cooking (evidenced by lizard oven) and has hands that are probably capable of cooking. Secondly, Golem seems more loyal to the people it is with than it is to the temple, in my opinion.

All of the pillars are ranked unfairly. Stardust has its summons which would bring it up to at least king slime tier. Vortex has its rangers which are more debatable, but evidenced by their usage of guns, have enough dexterity to operate the cookout for them. Solar has its melee/fire stuff and Nebula has cool ass magic! They also all have their own specific environment in game, which would be probably decent entertainment.

Queen slime could be bumped up higher as she appears to be made of pink gel which is described as "bouncy and sweet", which may provide an interesting flavour/texture.

The destroyer has probes which *may* be able to survey the food????

Other than that, I agree wholly.