Briefly Describing Every Terraria Boss

This was an idea that just popped into my head one day. Maybe it'll become a series? I don't know

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[aggressivebungee]

I wonder how many people will get angry even though I stated this video is a joke?

Also this video was inspired by a certain Soundsmith

[tylerspivey]

Golem's face looks like he's been holding an absolutely nuclear fart in for decades

[cancerguy]

Golem is the only boss in the game, that tries to kill itself rather than player.

[SebastianBSandi]

Golem is the videogame equivalent of going to take a math exam you have been preparing for all week and discovering it is actually absurdly easy and you wasted hours of your time

[jdninja]

When I was doing a summoner playthrough, I accidentally spawned golem. I was able to:

Summon all my minions
Sort out my inventory
Destroy any leftover traps
Organise and drink my potions
Light up the arena
Kill leftover lizhards

All while only getting hit by him once

[lazybones]

Golem is literally just an interactive cutscene.

[I_mean_you_aint_wrong_but]

Golem is the type of guy to open a space station window to get fresh air.

[lmarcii]

Standing still is more entertaining than fighting Golem

[myschloss]

I always heard the Lunitic Cultist saying "You will rule no more" kinda talking about how you've killed more and more bosses to get to this point.

[pixlol]

Golem is that guy who will put a ruler under his pillow to see how long he slept.

[your.freind.charlie]

Golem is the type who says “you too” after the cashier ask “would you like a receipt?”

[APSTP]

You guys actually hear things from the Lunatic Cultist? All I hear is "om nom nom" :loading:

[TheAustriaEmpire]

I like how he says "Just dash" in a battle against the Eye, using the shield of cthulhu.

[zyqie]

golem takes the same approach as you, jumps around and spams the same stuff, trys to dodge you when he's low

[pain]

The cultist is actually saying “There will be an inevitable end” in their chanting language, which has bits of Latin in it.

[Sam-mfwy]

Golem would probably cancel a doctors appointment because he was sick.

[anarxh]

Golem is the type of guy to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side

[Jevix-xltx]

Golem feels like he'd warm up ice cream and be surprised that it melted

[ReneeGrasso]

Fighting Golem is like fighting Eater of worlds, but you have the Sunfury

[GeneralSpecSam]

The golem is simply a mini boss that bribed the devs into making him look like an actual boss.