Different Game Same Meta || Wuthering Waves Mortefi Xiangling Copypasta

OPPA MORTEFI
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#wutheringwaves #genshinimpact #mortefi

[kojocreations]

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Morteif. I try to play Calcharo, my Morteif deals more damage. I try to play Chixia, my Morteif deals more damage. I try to play Jiyan, my Morteif deals more damage. I want to play Jianxin, her best team has Morteif. I want to play Lingyang, Rover, they both want Morteif.

He grabs me by the throat. I craft for him. I pull for him. I give him Pistols of Voyager. He isn't satisfied. I pull Cadenza "I don't need this much er" He tells me. "Give me more field time." He grabs Verina and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Static Mist."

I can't pull for Static Mist, I don't have enough Asterites. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Lets do this another way." He charges his forte meter. He says "Burn to ashes." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no downtime fusion damage. What a cruel world.

[snoobet]

this is actually too real and the fact their 4th dupe is both an extension on their ult...

[OktavianusCelestialine]

>has yelan coordinate attack & onfield buff
>has xiangling's vision & S4 for extend ult duration

[sharpnesslvl]

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Havoc MC. I try to play Jiyan. My Havoc MC deals more damage. I try to play Calcharo. My Havoc MC deals more damage. I try to play Encore. My Havoc MC deals more damage. I want to play Danjin. Her best team has Havoc MC. She grabs me by the throat. I farm echoes for her. I mintpick for her. I give her Sword#18. She isn't satisfied. I pull Lunar Cutter. "I don't need this much Atk" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Danjin and forces her to be an outro skill bot. "You just need to farm Dreamless for me" ."I can deal more damage with Emerald of Genesis."I can't pull for Emerald of Genesis, I don't have enough astrites. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her scythe. She says "The end has come." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 765.00% resonance libiration scaling (at level 1). What a cruel world.

[aienforge]

The thing i love about wuwa is that any character can fucking BALL.

[lackNexus]

TBH sanhua feels just as good to use, they both grab by me the throat and say "play me".

[ganrielzembago]

Mortefi planted a c4 in my house, tackled me and strangled me by the throat when he appearwd 3, 3 times in a single ten pull. Now i do his bidding, he ties me by the bed, stuffs my mouth with the printed calcharo dps sheet and looks me in the eye like staring into trash, you belong to me now.

[Ganbre]

Send Help guys mortefi is keeping me against my will in the basement ☠️😓

[mikonyx]

Now all we need for this to be confirmed, is for at least 3 future 5-star pistols, to work well on Mortefii 💀

[GorenleS]

Ah yes, Mortefi, Ruan Mei and Xiangling.

[phoenixastra]

I literally love him he's my fav char and I hope he gets friendship quests!!! I'm never removing him from my party

[acidmana]

Bruh help mortefi caught me yesterday too nd now i cant escape. I was happier when he was lvl1 in the basement

[SmithOfGear]

Mortefi - More-teh-fee

Kojo Creations: *MOAR TEEF*

😂

[hungerxhunger]

Man must be playing wrong if Jiyan an and Calcharo deal less damage 😆

[Inferno_Blazeheart]

Bro literally said “INFERNO!” And all my enemies “BURN TO ASHES!”🔥 (C6 is crazy strong, can’t wait to get Static Mist or something stronger in the future for him)

[Aeroph]

That's why I gave him 4 star echos so that he can stop being better than my jiyan

[goblinzed]

Mortegi got me too! I tried to give him a moonlit set as a sub dps and he almost chocked me! Now I'm fighting everyday with an inferno dude just to make him happy 😢

[KraizenFaraway]

OPPA MORTEFI 🤝OPPA XIANGLING
HIS DRAGONS 🤝 GUOBA

[bonitofleks]

this is why i just gave up and gave him the on field time he deserves LMAO i honestly love him, i wish i could have 2 of him so i can put the other one on my 2nd team in tower of adversity

[neanahidden]

Personally happy swapping from a girly experimental chef with a fire breathing ex-god-bear
to a hot and slightly snarky classical music loving scientist with dragon genes.

But that’s subjective.