here's the entire plot of ACOWAR (acotar finale) so you dont have to read 700 pages of sjm smut

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here's the entire plot of ACOWAR (acotar finale) so you dont have to read 700 pages of sjm smut

[caricanread]

Just finished the Crescent City trilogy if you want to see why no one is talking about HOFAS

[withcindy]

girl i should just watch ur summaries to make my rant reviews from now on 😭 wouldve saved me so much trouble

[robinronin]

“there are children laughing in the street, they’re not paid actors—” I CHOKED ON MY WATER

[kaleamickle]

It's crazy how many characters deaths in this series I would be unfazed by but the Suriel who had 3 interactions with Feyre managed to tug at my heart that much. I was so heartbroken :(

[sannemx_]

I bet that Cassain found a pile of Colleen Hoover books at the bottom of that creepy library pit cave and tbh I understand that he can't talk about that trauma

[ryo]

"RIP Suriel. Carried the plot for 1200+ pages" 💀

[gonzo]

Their father gathered an entire army got 3 ships and he STILL never got a name 😂

[sanxxxx]

The thing with SJM books is that I actually really enjoy her world-building (the different courts, hierarchies in crescent city) and story plots with many characters. I just can’t stomach the way the books are written. So these videos are exactly what I need.

[joan]

Feyre (RIGHTFULLY) leaving tamlin, getting together with his nemesis, ruining his court and live, and getting his bestie in the divorce is peak unaknowleded comedy

[joedyisonfire]

I love the gossip-y energy you bring to these videos. Feels like I’m just chatting with some friends about drama.

[raneembaghdadi]

"Everyone should be in therapy, you" I died when Cari said that so casually 😂😂😂

[analiamendoza]

Please, whether it’s a court of silver flames or any series of your choosing, keep doing these videos! The way you tell the stories and the theatricality and sense of humor you bring is really special. I know I’m just a random person in the YouTube comments and I hope you know that your videos have brightened some random person’s day. Love these you are amazing.

[apollolewis]

Did I ever have an interest in this series No
Did I watch 4 videos talking about it Yes and I’d happily do it again

[booktubebekah]

This is your true calling. Forget audio books, I want Cari to “read” to me. Lol I can’t wait for the next book / series you decide to do this with.

[SMART]

“why didn’t they just SAY SOMETHING” could be used to solve 90% of the problems in this book series. i don’t think SJM has had a single healthy relationship with communication in her

[iwanttobelieve]

My girlfriend loves these books and is absolutely obsessed with them, so I watch your summaries to understand what she’s talking about. Thank you for these videos!!!

[RainWelsh]

There’s something unspeakably hilarious to me about the idea of some horrific ancient library monster that just like, speaks like Cari. I love it.

[pinky-paw]

Right when Cari said „is it foreshadowing… who knows?“ my Laptop died 💀
IS THIS FORESHADOWING?!

[ellieskouros]

the idea that you've made a three and a half hour documentary about a 700 page sjm book for our enjoyment...wow. tysm cari for all that you do, i wouldn't have your courage 💘

[noodlefloozy]

Their father assembling their own army is very good development for him but the Pirates theme playing over a picture of Maurice was SO funny