Top 10 Coolest Muscle Cars In GTA Online (2022)

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Today I go over my picks for the Top 10 Coolest Muscle Cars in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update #gta

Bloons TD5 - Main Theme

Skyrim OST - Far Horizons

Skyrim OST - Silent Footsteps

Halo - Main Theme

Don't ask about the description, random gibberish apparently gets videos more exposure so just ignore the following, thank you :)

HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)

Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.

MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"

I replied "no not really"

He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"

Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...

WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.

Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)

Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)

Thank you DOnALD :)

If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.

Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
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This video is “Tell me you love bumblebee without telling me you love bumblebee “ 😂😂

iiTzblnK
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“Hey boys, it’s harm none”

As there is a dead NPC in a puddle of blood behind him lol

AlexTheOilersFan
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0:01 RIP Bob. He might be gone but he’ll never be forgotten

richardmann
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And the vapid blade has also got that cool 60s look to it love the look of cars and trucks of that aira.

Mark-nqbo
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Kapitan, we deserve El Rubio another visit yes??

BahdMemes
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No such thing as a coolest muscle car list without the Blackfin.

TwanJohn
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0:33 don’t you just love it when you get video-bombed by an NPC who thinks his van is more better looking

viejos
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Achievement Unlocked: Best GTA Youtuber Guide.

DEDETheMenace
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Imagine the Buffalo STX with HSW 😮🔥 100k soon bro!!

papichulochad
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Lmao it took me 12 mins and 27 seconds to realize this guy had halo theme songs playing in the background as he spoke😂. Best car review video out in the public hands down

bartlovescodiene
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Ik im a bit late to this one but is it a returning thing that theres a dead body in the background always?😂 btw loved this vid

marcellnatanielvizi
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The GTT is such a fun car because it looks and feels like a old muscle car but still handles great

godlymonkey
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The Buffalo STX and Dominator ASP look wicked in the customizations you put on them

wolfprince
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The Dominator Asp is my favorite muscle car. Absolute joy to drive in GTA!!!

jakjones
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How about a list of the best mixed surface vehicles? For those times when you're trying to run from the cops and can't just stay on the road.

fooliecoolie
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The weevil custom is the new fastest muscle car but don't expect anything out of the handling.

the_jtek
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"if not dislike"...who the hell would do that? The content is way too good for a dislike! Love it!

Philipp_Gonzales
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Great video. 👍 I really like the Greenwood it feels nice and heavy to drive.

markwhitehead
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my calico gtf has the same color scheme as the first 50 cars on your list, nice to know that you too are a man of culture!

_im_a_teapot
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Love the muscle cars. It don't matter which one it is. Handles bad but the customization on them especially bennys customs 🔥🔥🔥💯

robertthomas