Remy: Fake News

Remy stops by CNN to deal with "Fake News."

Written and Performed by Remy. Produced by Austin Bragg.

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Lyrics:

Nothing else to report, Ed
as we've been banned from the press gaggle
and labeled as "fake news" by the president.

We'll have to prove him wrong. Thanks Tim.

Trump's approval numbers have gone to new lows
according to a new poll--and we're never wrong about those
And is Starbucks' new cup bringing people to tears
No, but we'll find two tweets like we do every year

Uh, Ed? Yes Tim? Look, this is obviously bad
But do you think we could maybe help our case a tad
They say we're not news, that we just make stuff up
My apologies, Tim, I'll fix that right up

A nurse shark bit a man in a Florida park
Could this summer be the SUMMER OF SHARKS
Plus, a product you own causes death exponentially
The answer to that misleading question eventually

Ed, you're hiding the cause of acute meningitis
Do you see why perhaps there are folks who don't like us
I really believe that they're flatly just wrong
But could you just help me a little? Can do Cap-i-tan.

A Hero Is Born! Meet the daring A.G.
who won't enforce the laws with which she disagrees
Plus, Kim Davis, the mouth-breathing slob
Should we jail public servants who won't do their jobs?

Okay, see, that's what I mean. That's what they accuse
That we color the coverage to match with our views
Should we not be objective and foster a trust?
I suppose you're right, Tim. I'll do what I must

A World on the Brink! Perils unfurled
as Trump speaks with the most dangerous man in the world
Plus, Mitt Romney's gaffes just don't seem to slow
His moronic claim Russia is our biggest foe

Ed

Finally, it's given all journalists stupors
But proof has been found by Pricewaterhouse Coopers
The President making with great genuflection
concessions to Russia if he wins the election

A White House in chaos? We give you a peak
at the transcripts we got from a delightful new leak
Plus, Edward Snowden, the traitor abroad
Should leakers be hung like the cowards they are?

[Truthslayer]

LOL, there was recently a CNN story, "Is the president afraid of stairs?" If you don't believe me, look it up.

[sangria-margarita]

This is so not real. No one at CNN is that self aware.

[banderfargoyl]

There is no best Remy video because each one is better than all the others.

[gibster]

Watching this all these years later is astonishing.

[simplesimon]

Judging by the 34 down votes so far above, are there are only 34 CNN employees left?

[prankgirl]

Thank you Remy for being so incredible logical and brave.

[WhatsTheTakeaway]

So in about 4 minutes, if anyone asks you, "What do you mean, 'fake news'", you can show them Remy's two CNN videos and they will hopefully learn something. Plus, proper term is "hanged".

[xMOSEScb]

I can’t believe I’m just now finding this channel. These are really well made, funny and relevant af.

[ansleyhamlin]

I just saw the caption "are deadly nouns in your house?" Hahahaha I've seen this video several times, but that is freaking hilarious.

[vincenturquhart]

1:12 this is so innacurate everyone knows cnn would actually headline this "putin speaks with the most dangerous man in the world"

[omarmuhammad]

Remy is keep getting better and better.

[mrow]

The media would have no standards if they didn't have double standards.

[FloridaDeere]

I love Remy's face after the last story🤣🤣

[BobWidlefish]

I wish I was a Christian so I could pray this goes viral. Beautiful artwork Remy -- you're a stud!

[ptpracing]

Thank you so much for the Obama clip at the end. Its from before his first election if I remember correctly and the whole time this fake scandal has been going on Ive been screaming at my radio and TV about that clip.

[agisler]

Remy's CNN videos have aged very well.

[Hellostudios]

I love this video. It defines the problem..
The people who lie calling the people who lie liars...

Take your pick who is who, it doesn't matter.

[WomanSlayer]

Imagine being the guy who got bitten by a shark that doesn’t even have teeth

[Darku.Matteru]

its fantastic, Remy, keep up the good work! You are THE man!

[Jeetman]

This man is amazingly creative and talented.