Remy: People Will Die!

Remy channels his inner Elizabeth Warren to vilify the other side.

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Written and performed by Remy
Music mastered by Ben Karlstrom

LYRICS:

People need kidneys, it's sad but decreed
yet this Senator's hoarding one more than she needs
I offer this bill and I hope you'll vote "aye"
Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

Traffic deaths have many crying with fear
Over 30,000 people are dying each year
this modest change I propose must be applied
Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

Alcohol deaths are exceeding comparisons
Black people, white people, Native Americans
We need to ban alcohol, it can't be denied
Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

Murders are bad. They have no defenders
yet many are committed by repeat offenders
I say lifetime in prison, whatever the crime
unless, of course, you want PEOPLE TO DIE!

So I don't have a bill, or a groan to detail
I just need a short clip for my donor email
Tim THERE'S BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS! YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DIE!
That good? Cool. Tim, dinner at five? Yeah.

These car deaths I mentioned are terrible stuff
It just doesn't seem that one seatbelt's enough
Either vote for my act so that fewer will cry
Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

The carbs. The container. We cannot ignore
Whipped cream's killing more people than ever before
This bill would be passed and be ratified
if those people there didn't want PEOPLE TO DIE!

Why not weigh all the costs, the effects, the results
Empathize with each other as if we were adults
Use our brains to craft arguments--not vilify
See that freedom's a trade-off--YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DIE!

[LaborHours]

Never stop what you're doing, Remy. Unless you want people to die.

[ChristopherStump]

The cut back to Warren's face as he says "Native Americans" just makes this entire thing that much funnier.

[AndrewKasperThePerson]

"Crossing the street is incredibly tough. People look left and right, but they never look up!..."

Genius. Just genius.

[Ringworm]

Beginning to realize authoritarianism and guilt tripping go hand in hand.

[kinda]

"People look right and left, but rarely look up"

This killed me, Remy you rock.

[stCenturyEconomy]

0:35 when he says native Americans and camera zooms in on Warren lol

[Gregoryno]

Update, please, Remy, with a verse for the coronavirus. Unless, of course, you just want...

[DenverDM]

This aged really damn well, didn’t it?

[Emanresuadeen]

Jez, you just might as well make everyone stay home and never leave the house. Hey...wait a minute...

[jakewwwjake]

This is relevant once again in the face of Coronavirus regulations.

[SK-yxhm]

The CRUEL WHIP act was supposed to be a joke, but New York just released a law banning anyone under 21 from buying whipped cream. Boy we really are screwed as a species.

[waymoncowley]

🎼Coronavirus is here it can't be denied. People are staying in their homes and trying to hide. Businesses are shuttered and unemployment is high. But we can't restart the economy because PEOPLE WILL DIE! 🎵 🎶

[marke]

This song is more relevant than ever. Literally any suggestion about COVID gets shouted down with "you're killing grandma!!!"

[williamgressman]

This has weirdly aged super well into the current political and world situation

[LibertyLOL]

LOL:
Crossing the street is incredibly tough
People look left and right, but rarely look up...

[VinnyBarbarino]

Relevant again after AOC's rant about people dying from the Green New Deal not being passed.

[MrBrown-brsh]

Reason needs to repost this. The underlying message is more true today than ever.

[kalebbruwer]

1:06 Remember when this was just a silly joke? Now they want us to wear two masks. Because apparently 1 wasn't enough...

[yyyhyghauts]

Best part of the whole video, when he says "Native Americans" and it flashes back to Chief Spreading Bull Elizabeth Warren.

[DeadlyPlatypus]

Please tweet this to Elizabeth Warren, Bernie, and Chuck Schumer.