Honest College Tour

It's like a best man speech, but for your future #PrimeStudent

[MrJordanport]

You missed a parent asking about will my kid get in with these very specific grades and activities every 30 seconds.

[erinmaxson]

“If this school has taught me anything, it’s how to lie convincingly even though I don’t know what I’m talking about.” Best skill I got from college

[RandomStuff]

Only thing missing is a mother asking “Are the dorms co-Ed?”

[madelinebitts]

"Everyone's got a derogatory nickname for it, and it's never coming down." How is that so specific? We called ours the cheesegrater.

[SeraphSeph]

This was 100% the tour for my college. Hated every second of it.

I love how they even slid in the new dorm thing that only a few dozen students fit into.

[deadaccount]

*"Polite Laughter, Polite Laughter, Polite Laughter"*

Wasn't that pretty much all of

[peteyoung]

They forgot about the scary dad who always asks in a stern voice, "How are you gonna keep my precious bundle safe if she goes here?" They mean well but terrify me.

[Dan-qqzo]

They forgot "you'lll love paying our football coach's $1 million salary."

[ellabarrett]

“This concrete monstrosity was built in the 1970s, everyone’s got a derogatory nickname for it and it’s never coming down.”
That just about sums up every school building lmao

[imhavingalookaround]

You forgot to mention "And our school even has a quidditch team"

[wormwearer]

I am a student tour guide for my college and I can confirm this is all 100 percent true

[ladodgers]

I kid you not, I was on a tour of a Christian school, and one of the moms asks the tour guide/student: "Does the wifi block porn websites??" in front of EVERYBODY. I felt so bad for the kid and we all just stood there in awkward silence 😭😭😭

[alannacarlson]

"And here in a our cafeteria, they're offering way better food than they ever do on a normal day because a bunch of prospective students are here. "

[Dandaman]

#2 best mid-size liberal arts college in the northeast excluding Vermont?

They're trying to make that sound unimpressive but that basically describes Yale University lol.

[se]

You missed the 30 year old transfer student who feels really out of place, and is wondering why he or she is even on this tour, and feels really weird being shown around by some kid.

[alsogaba]

Just realized this was filmed at UCLA.

[buckeyelevators]

“And this is our Library, it gets quieter every level you go up!”

[penrose]

I was a tour guide and this is pretty accurate. Just need someone asking how the food is and the tour guide lying about it.

[untappedhappiness]

Wait, college related content from college humor? What world are we living in!

[madibrae]

college tour for introverts: "hey, don't worry about all this campus stuff! you'll never leave your room for anything other than class anyways :)"