I love tight grapes

Maybe a synonym would sound better? Like "hard", "firm", "stiff"... never mind

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr meme about loving tight grapes. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

Maybe a synonym would sound better? Like "hard", "firm", "stiff"... never mind

[StrawberryNightSkyUrbanized]

I cannot stress how much surface tension is important in perfect grapes.

[creb]

"Tight grapes" may perhaps be one of the freakiest euphemisms someone could use

[eluvianii]

Gotta love when the grape bursts and the juice fills your mouth

[Smona]

"tight grapes" sounds like 90s skater slang

[MrFlame-zkcy]

Genuinely though yeah the quality of grapes is all surface tension

[Smol_Schan]

Crisp and fresh. That's the words you want. Not tight.

[Plantsspace]

0:17 The surface tension contains the juice, minimizes evaporation and makes a nice succulent and crisply bursting with firm yet watery properties it is, in my opinion a quality superior to sweetness. Other foods like iceberg lettuce and cabbage must also be tight.

[joshuabessire]

"Tight grapes are TIGHT!" Worse Pitch Meeting ever.

[ventis]

i like my grapes tight and sweet, almost every time someone offers me a grape its soft and sour like a baby lemon. they dont know me.

[pupm]

That "fucking" was delivered to perfection LMAO.

[cinderwolf]

Tight, tight, tight, yeah! Uh, purple, green, red... Whatever man, just keep bringing me that

[sorou]

i like that the first f bomb is censored but the second is not. really conveys the emotion

[BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

We do like grapes with high turgor pressure.

[EidolonReverie]

Tight juicy grape is the best kind of grape

[viennamumm]

Turgid is the word they’re looking for

[HoopsAficionado]

Shout-out to grapes. Gotta be one of my favourite fruits. 🍇

[hekatoncheiros]

“Turgid” is the word you are looking for.

[CGammer]

finally someone understands! also they have to be cold, like crisp watermelon

[Cayis_]

out of all the synonyms tight is the most perfect word to describe the exact feeling