The Vampire Conspiracy (Extended Music Video)

Our evil plot just got longer. And now there's a part two (out on Spotify today) 🧛.

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Of course climate change is a conspiracy
Made up by socialist vampires to push policies
A greener fairer world that's our evil plot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood

We'll build clean energy to improve air quality
Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed
A well-being revolution that's our evil plot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood

And recycling is a lie
To make you go outside
The night you take your bins out
Is the night we bite

We'll tax the frequent fliers and make the trains free
Covering your planet with lots of lovely trees
Stress is a pollution we don't want blood to clot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood

Smart meters are a lie
So you invite us inside
We hide in hi-vis
So we catch your eye
(To mesmerise you)

So now you know our plan to descale economy
Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP
Don't try to warn the others
It's already too late
The next blood we drink is running in your veins

#RefrostThePlanet #ClimateCrisis #MusicVideo #Song #Humor

[olifrost]

Make sure to tick the box on the card that says "Make me a vampire" if you want to join us.

[PresidentOmNom]

Omg the short version always brought me so much joy and left me yearning for a longer one. I'm so happy we have an extended version now!!

[jezthehuman]

My parents actually believe climate change isn't real, so this song brings me joy.

[charlottewolery]

As long as the biting isn't lethal or turns you into a vampire, this sounds like a fine deal. As long as.

[RashosPhyr]

I for one welcome our new vampiric overlords

[wodankriegmisantropic]

This will be my next Vampire the Masquerade party theme

[ElTheTraveller]

I am so glad in moments like these that I live in the 21st century.

[caseylovesthesharks]

Also this song is....MAGNIFICENT. I listen to it every day multiple times a day. Alas, the werewolves expect me to place a lot in their paws....perhaps I can save a little so I can give up some blood in the future....

[Rachel-odwx]

How wonderful to have a longer version of this masterpiece :)

[Tenajeh]

Holy shyte I had no idea that "Mesmerize" was part of a trilogy! I am amazed!

[TransPuppeteer]

I'm equally in love with the song and with your affect in this video - something really delightfully vampyric about the cavalier quality of your gestures and dance moves

[elovoe_brevno]

YOU RE SO TALENTED DAAAMN
How can someone be so cold and hot in the meantime?

[SolEquinox]

I for one welcome our new vampire overlords

[imefix]

1:12 gets me every time! This song live rent free in my head

[marysiakuczek]

YT randomly reminded me of the short version and I was thrilled, cause I somehow forgot about this song although I kept singing it over and over again when it first came out xD BUT I WAS ELATED TO DISCOVER THAT YOU RECORDED AN EXTENDED VERSION. I guess I know what I'm gonna be singing for the next 2 months! Thank you, I love it <3

[pnk_art]

Can you speed up your plan? That sounds like a terrific trade-off if I'm honest.

[angiewinchester]

This is just so catchy! I'll be listening to it for the whole week!

[phoenixdblack]

This is such an underrated Channel, it's insane

[mandarazlim]

Top of the list of things I hadn't dared to hope for, but am SO psyched it now exists.

[Silverfish]

Perfect, is it bad i kinda just want this to continuously get longer?