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[JoULove]

To be fair, when you're starving you're probably not thinking clearly to begin with. so for any type of food you'd go "this is probably fine"

[LarsEckert_Molimo]

You never ask what meat you are eating. Either you are in a context where it is obvious or you really don't want to know.

[astraeterna]

The word "apocalypse" comes from the Greek word for "revelation, " so upon hearing that bit about the cows my mind immediately imagined a dusty pasture of gary larson style cows being raptured in beams of light, smash bros style

[channelofrandomthingsthata]

Look if i’m starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the last thing going through my mind would probably be a bullet.

[ragnkja]

If the alternative is literal starvation, I’m risking the human meat.

[asantaimeep]

Personally the more pertinent question has to be "what did they die of" because like I dont wanna be eating zombie a la garden root veg, or horribly irradiated ham, but if the answer to what did they die of happens to be "the guy serving it to you" then you have a whole NEW concern on your hands.

[joyfullyitdevours]

To be fair in the pie shop underneath the barber shop the entire town was suffering from a meat shortage and they were resorting to eating pets. So you can kind of expect people to

[Gurmudgin]

Look, you got served a PIE in the apocalypse. My question is where they got the dough from. We all know where that meat was from.

[DanielkaElliott]

I guess one element of it is the phsycalogical horror of people doing unimaginable things when they have the tiniest inch of plausible deniability and a hint of desperation.

[rylievalentine]

You think imma die to save my morals? The only reason I have morals is because I'm alive.

[SupaSaiyan]

To be fair in Sweeney Todd meat was such a rarity for the lower class that it was unreasonable to assume it was people

[Thule]

"It's so hard to find food that is still good and not havingto resort to 'long pig', after socity collapsed... But worry not friend. I found some rations that taste good. Not exactly sure what it is, but it seems to be called _'Soylent Green'_ whatever that is..."

[finchbird]

Alternatively, don't be surprised if it's bugs. Unless everyone else has the good stuff. Then definitely be surprised and mad

[SomedudeonYouTubeB]

Bold of you to assume that I wouldn't willingly eat people even without the apocalypse

[The_Lightbulb]

"Pie shop that sells human flesh underneath a barber shop."

I see you know Sweeny Todd and Mrs. Lovett.

(IT WAS A TUNNEL UNDERNEATH THAT LEAD TO THE PIE SHOP, CLOSE ENOUGH.)

[Queen_Inkata]

Two rules:
-no organs / eyeballs
-Boneless

[medchan]

Listen, if it's post apocalypse wasteland people on the menu, the only thing I care about is:

1) is it zombie meat? No? Next.

2) is it radioactive? No? Next.

3) is it brains? No? Next.

4) is it any kind of monkey? No? Next.

5) and finally, how healthy were they? Any lesions? STIs? Obvious diseases?

If the answer to all of these is no, as long as I don't see a face or hear a name, I'll accept my cannibalism fate. If you tell me I'm eating my loved one, be prepared for a disappointed sigh and a fight the vikings would cheer. Doesn't matter who wins, someone is entertaining Valhalla.

Edit: meant entering not entertaining but that too

[alluvermin]

I'm more worried about how they harvested fat for the pie crust.

We're in a post-apocalyptic world, and you went out of your way to make piecrust? Bestie.

[azelight]

"Oh, I'd never turn to cannibalism!" Says the person who just, 'unknowingly', ate Geoffrey.

[SniggleDumper]

What? We’re just an overly enthusiastic and seemingly defenceless settlement in the middle of nowhere with that one abandoned house in the back that you can’t go to or talk about for any reason. Like why are you being so weird about it?