Who Would Win

Cursed Moments! #vaazkl

[ۥۥۥۥٴٴٴۥۥۥٴۥ]

“A loud stick” is a crazy understatement. 💀

[ProjectSeraphimm]

A DAMP ISLAND 😭😭
as someone who lives on the damp island, i can confirm thats a rather accurate description

[SquashGosh]

"A healthy waffle house staff" is an oxymoron

Who would win between KFC and a Chicken?

[cr_chain]

I like how the second loud stick one knows about the firdt one

[Charlzeye]

That damp island was not the reason why ww2 was won by the allies

[Thomassdoor]

There needs to be an officially licensed Wfflehouse book series where the staff members of one location in the middle of southern Appalachia have to fend off unspeakable horrors during the night shift.

[TexGibson-oi]

guns that might as well be considered their own SCP it may sound stupid but there should be a horror movie about a sentient gun

[Memesfrf]

As a long distance runner my feet have ascended reality and no longer feel pain by steppping on legos😅

[MannixGranado]

I confidently said Waffle King during the first part

[NahBrO]

An eclipse is not necessarily a once-in-a-lifetime event

[YellowMan_IsNotYellow]

Yeah, a HEALTHY waffle house employee. Thats only true because only thanos level threats can stay healthy there I swear

[Tofu_Delivery_Boi]

In the second loud stick’s defense, that particular stick has been tested tried and true for more then a century, and still sees service today

[artistyoublocked]

I turned around and all I heard was “once in a lifetime event” and “1 poofy boi” and thought it was about war and nuclear bombs💀

[MaxricoQuen]

"Are you implying that im just an object"
-That guy in the last part.
(Quoted from nickel from bfb)

[Trox]

Fun fact: humans are not the best long-distance runners on the planet, as that title goes to the gazelles.

[Ironmetal]

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I've walked on a lego filled floor for so long, I'm immune (mostly) to the pain.

[monicaperrin]

I read the “im a luxury” shirt and thought it said “im a furry”

[Rosie-sufb]

The damp island also had one of the strongest militaries in history

[-Fibreglass-]

It's not that damp, the tea absorbs the moisture