1 Trillion Lions VS Sun: Who Would Win? (Solved With Science)

Ever since 2015, the world has been plagued with the question, "Who would win? 1 trillion lions, or the sun?" I'm going to take a scientific approach, while diving into tangents about what "trillion" means, physics thought experiments, and more! Want to know who will win? The answer won't surprise you!

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[janm]

"If we wanna destroy the sun, we're gonna need more lions."

A statement I never thought I'd hear in my life ...

[LobsterPuncher]

As a liontologist, I've often caught small groups of lions plotting to snuff out the sun and end all life. Pray they can never organize the numbers to fuse into a black hole.

[hyguy]

Everyone thinks they should just attack at night, but have they not realized by now that the lion sleeps tonight?

[memezreactiondz]

Watching this while 100 men's vs a golira is top internet debate

[vladimirvikentije]

“Lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion” is my favorite quote from this video

[samcertified]

No fair, the sun had home-field advantage. If the battle took place in the savannah the trillion lions would have easily won.

[kuale]

I can't believe I just listened to 7 minutes of someone seriously calculate how lions can defeat the sun.

[panlis]

I like to imagine how all the lions would just randomly assemble one day and the lion king would stand up on that rock and say "Alright guys, this is our target"

[mason]

The only problem with attacking at night would be that the lions would have to fight the moon too. It’d only make this more difficult.

[MCshadr]

"Lions CAN win, we just need MORE lions"

I mean, can hardly argue with that logic.

[Billysama]

He forgot to calculate the power of friendship, and the fact that everyone in the ball has the heart of a lion.

[plague]

but heres the thing, 1 trillion lions is a lot of lions

[MadnessGuy]

“Since lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion” is probably my fav quote from this vid

[jahyamack]

“Conditions for which a lion can become a star” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear.

[MartinBarreby]

But the lions would not just be "a ball", they would attack with claws and teeth, and they would also roar alot which would also have a huge psychological effect on the suns defence.

[Srujith]

such a ridiculously insane story telling, your script, the animations editing is just really a million lion thing!

[ldtobi]

“Not sure about that bro, I’m looking at the sun right now and it’s hella small”

[whocares]

"Can there ever be an amount of lions that can start nuclear fusion on their own" was not a question I had ever pondered

[catthatlooksatyoufunny]

"One potential method could be to compress these lions into a black hole"
*As they usually do*

[mrburgermaster]

'A mass of lions so large it would start fusion' made my day 😂