Dave Portnoy Reviews Pizza That's Not Pizza

This score should not count against any other real pizza score #shorts




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[tannert.]

Docked a point for confusing identity as a pizza, everyone knows the rules

[Just_call_me_MK]

Nancy Kerrigan " ohh my knee". Everyone knows the rules.

[VanGoWanderlust]

7.9! Officially makes it the highest rated figure skating pizza in the world!

[gmanz]

Name 3 figure skaters, everybody knows the rules.

[saynotocommunism]

Names several figure skaters and does a perfect twirl.
Dave’s been acting a bit sus lately, everybody knows the rules.

[Sprite_]

“As not-pizza, 7.9, since it’s not pizza” 😆

[arkoisagoodboy]

The owner looking out the window: Look! He likes it so much he's dancing!

[spacecowboyk]

I believe the actual Kerrigan quote was

[chriskeller]

Looks like one of those pizzas a restaurant will call an “artisan flatbread” and charge 24 bucks

[MBEG]

Daves the type of guy that learned to twirl sarcastically.

[Odinoian]

And that's the most OG Italian farmer pizza he's ever rated XD

[x.mr.full.ebaked.x]

Tonya harding "get the pipe!!" Nancy "ohhh my knee" 😂😂😂

[shmekelfreckles]

Eats the most gangster italian looking pizza and says “It’s not pizza” 💀

[Cammmmeron]

"Oh my knee" lmfao you did not just say that hahahahaha

[craigmckenzie]

It truly is the best not-pizza pizza Dave’s ever reviewed.

[dustinirish]

Dude has such a sliding scale of pizza judgement

[SupaEMT]

"ohh my knee!" That's fkd up

[therealmonkfromtibet]

That's not Pizza, that's burger.

[druebender]

That actually looks extremely appetizing

[alanjordan]

According to the Oxford dictionary it's pizza: a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.