Amazon Echo: Sabaton Edition

Great War was great

[spaceforcememes]

Since the algorithm gods have decided to show me their favor, here's a list of all 15 songs:

[Yurtable]

Fun fact: 6th of June, 1944 was a Tuesday. So yes, he does have to get up.

[bubbles]

"Define annoying."
"1944, help never came!"
Yeah, I hate it when that happens too. So annoying.

[ImADeerlover]

"Alex what time is it"
" *Time to die* "

[pinba]

"Alexa, what time is it?"
"TIME TO DIE!!!"

That killed me lmao

[ethanbruh]

Sabaton, how tall is Mount Everest?
*”HIGHER”*
Oh ok that helps thanks

[vincentcarlini]

"Alexa, what do you do?"
*"KILL, FIGHT, DIE, THAT'S WHAT A SOLDIER SHOULD DO"*

[greigey]

Woman: alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?

Alexa: *two thousand men and fifty thousand tonnes of steel*

[Jeff-kubq]

"Alexa, define annoying"
"NINE-TEEN FORTY-FOUR, HELP THAT NEVER CAME"
Yeah, I imagine that is annoying.

[thepugscopewbroantor]

Who else has watched a Sabaton Alexa but not the original ad

[Soulslayer]

"Alexa, tell me a story."

"In the heart of holy see
In the home of Christianity
The seat of power is in danger"

[garretthenry]

"Add wrapping paper to the shopping list"
"The Nazis shall

[aiber]

"Alexa, define annoying"
-"1944, help that never came"


that was pretty annoying tbh

[Rileys]

"Tell me another joke"
"INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED!"

that's cold.

[billydrawsensei]

Dad: "Alexa, find me cheap flight ticket to italy"

Alexa: *"Has man gone insane.."*

[ToaGatanuva]

Alexa, what is next on my "to-do" litst

"Hold your ground! Kill the warriors in your sight!"

[darthplagueis]

"Alexa, order me a peperoni pizza"
*THY WILL BE DONE!*

[blazi]

"Alexa, how's the weather tomorrow?
-AND THE SILENCE OF THE SEA IS ABOUT TO DRIFT INTO A STORM!

[neoconwarhawk]

Dad: Alex how tall is mount Everest


Echo: higher. King of the sky.

[synthtoaster]

I would definitely buy one of these if they actually existed