The Story of Your Breakfast Egg

Life is tough if you're a chicken used by the meat and egg industries... :(

Here's the story of your breakfast egg.

[azure]

Reporter: Peta do you save animals?
PETA: Well yes, but actually *no*

[harrypotterfans]

Story of my eggs:

They come from my back yard.

[lesleygebhardt]

*Has chickens all crammed in fence in minecraft* Ok im just gonna let these go...

[gregkemp]

“Say no to the egg suffering” is the best thing I’ve heard this whole week

[twistedaxles]

7 Seconds in: aww, poor chickens.

Ending: Wait, this was made by peta?

[marfoo]

People: Do you save animals?
PETA: No, but thanks for asking

[givemethecreditcardinfo]

Kidz: oh No THiS is SAd i don'T gonNA eAt EGgz aNyMOre

3 weeks later

Thx for the omelette mom :)

Edit: thx for the likes gamers

[Woohoowi]

"hey. How do you like your breakfast egg?"

quite yummy actually, I also like a bit of egg bread on the side y'know.

[panzerkrieg]

The eggs we eat are unfertilzied meaning no chick. But yes locking up chickens in small cages is crule. Free reange out in a open filled is good.

[Sazroth]

I’m glad I have my own chickens and they have a very good life. We take their eggs and then we look if it’s a chicken in there or if we can eat it :)

[woofolotl]

And how do we know that PETA is vegan?
They probably met up at a friggin McDonald's to discuss this

[movedaccount]

No it isn't, i have my OWN chickens.

[serenitythesiren]

Me: *Has four chickens who's eggs are unfertilized*
Also me: *"Jokes on you Peta."*

[vahagenestepanian]

Why don't they sell the male chick for $5

[Nevverhrrt]

Or you could buy free range eggs. W o w ! Also eggs have no family, because eggs aren't alive. The eggs routinely sold as food aren't fertilized. Just like human women expel their unfertilized eggs every month, hens do the same.

[itsjanzhen]

*These* *thing* *makes* *me* *vegan* wait im actually a plant

[Topaz]

Here’s my favorite breakfast recipe for y’all who want it

Scramble 2 eggs and mix garlic into the scrambled eggs, make two pieces of toast, butter that toast, cook those scrambled eggs, put the eggs on the toast, put everything bagel seasoning to your liking on the eggs, put some cheese on top of the eggs then some bacon bits before closing the sandwich with the other piece of toast

[eddie]

*your friend who lies a lot but it's obvious because they go over the top*

[mudlark]

My breakfast egg comes from my own chickens.

[jorbuwu]

I have my own pet chickens. They are free and happy and produce delicious eggs every morning. I once went to a farm with my family and we saw the chicken area. It was winter so they were inside, but there was clearly room for all of them. They were healthy and seemed friendly. They were in a huge room with sunlight coming through the windows. In the summer the doors open and they strut about in the fenced area. Keep in mind these are the source of my breakfast. This is proof that you can have happy animals and good profit. Btw in case your wondering the other animals were kept in similar conditions. I hope other companies will learn that happy profitable animals exist