'Big Iron' But Every Noun Is Replaced With 'Big Iron'

The iron is big.

Edit: Alrighty. So I’m seeing a lot of comments about it so I’ll address it here.
YES: I missed a few nouns
YES: I missed Agua Fria
YES: I replaced some pronouns
YES: I need to pay more attention in English class

Also, I did this after my first hearing of the song after a friend suggested this idea, so I wasn’t as familiar with the lyrics as I am now.

Thank you, and continue yelling at me in the comments.

[zootnoison]

*You have become addicted to weapon repair kits*

[cashkromsupernerd]

"Mr. Robbins, are you okay?"
"Big iron big iron big iron big iron big iron"
"Oh no, he's having complications from taking too many iron supplements"

[darkball]

*big iron on his big iron* your not a *true man* unless your *gun* has a *gun* to use

[artemstolyarov]

Imahine if “iron” in “big iron” also counted. After the first noun it would become an infinite hell

[imper]

When you attach a 16 times scope to a .357 revolver


*BIG IRON ON HIS BIG IRON.*

[old_account]

A whole new meaning to “heavy metal” genre.

[DannyBoy]

big iron doesn’t even sound like words anymore

[JSONC]

the first time it got to an actual "big iron" i was so relieved that i let my guard down for a second... and then was hit with "... on his big iron" and i cried

[fireandcopper]

Imagine playing this in a saloon. The sheer confusion would be hilarious

[tallguy]

Noun:
Person, place, or thing.

Or in other words:
Big Iron:
Big Iron, Big Iron, or Big Iron.

[gab_rob]

This should be the national anthem of USA

[Vodkavsky]

“big iron on his big iron”

“big iron numbered big iron and big iron more”

“big iron came to take big iron back alive or dead”

[TheSterMan]

*_AND BIG IRON'S HERE TO DO SOME BIG IRON WITH THE BIG IRON ON HIS BIG IRON_*

[dekucake]

Patrolling the *big iron* almost makes *big iron* wish for a nuclear *big iron*

[henrybell]

You have become addicted to Mysterious Magnum

[famtomerc]

when ur a texas ranger but you have terrible short term memory

[nickkek]

"in this big iron there lived a big iron by the big iron of big iron"

[admyrall]

Big Iron


Edit: Ok. WOW. This blew up way more than expected. I really appreciate all the views and I appreciate all you comments more. Even the nit-picky ones.



Some things to say: Yeah, I'm aware I missed a few nouns here and there. I edited this after my first hearing of the song after a friend gave me this silly idea, so I was unfamiliar with all of the lyrics. But I tried my best to give the best meme I could.


Either way, I'm thankful for all the views and great comments on here. And this video made me realize that I should have paid more attention in English class.

[dekudude]

Radio New Vegas: plays this

Everyone in the Mojave: What in the goddamn

[jerrypie]

Lyrics:

To the big iron of Agua Fria rode a big iron one fine big iron
Hardly spoke to big iron around big iron, didn't have too much to say
Big iron dared to ask big iron big iron, no one dared to make a big iron
For the big iron there among them had a big iron on his big iron
Big iron on his big iron
It was early in the big iron when big iron rode into the big iron
Big iron came riding from the big iron slowly lookin' all around
Big iron's an outlaw loose and running, came the big iron from each big iron
And big iron's here to do some big iron with the big iron on his big iron
Big iron on his big iron
In this big iron there lived a big iron by the big iron of big iron
Many big iron had tried to take big iron and that many big iron were dead
Big iron was vicious and a big iron though a big iron of big iron
And the big iron on his big iron numbered big iron and big iron more
Big iron and big iron more
Now the big iron started talking, made it plain to big iron around
Was an Arizona big iron, wouldn't be too long in big iron
Big iron came here to take a big iron back alive or maybe dead
And big iron said it didn't matter he was after big iron
After big iron
Wasn't long before the big iron was relayed to big iron
But the big iron didn't worry men that tried before were big iron
20 big iron had tried to take him, 20 big iron had made a big iron
Big iron would be the big iron with the big iron on his big iron
Big iron on his big iron
The big iron passed so quickly, it was big iron for big iron to meet
It was big iron past big iron when big iron walked out in the big iron
Big iron were watching from the big iron, big iron held their big iron
Big iron knew this handsome big iron was about to meet his big iron
About to meet his big iron
There was 40 big iron between big iron when big iron stopped to make their big iron
And the swiftness of the big iron is still talked about big iron
Big iron had not cleared big iron 'fore a big iron fairly ripped
And the big iron big iron was deadly with the big iron on his big iron
Big iron on his big iron
Big iron was over in a big iron and the big iron had gathered round
There before big iron lay the big iron of the big iron on the big iron
Oh, big iron might have went on living but big iron made one fatal big iron
When big iron tried to match the big iron with the big iron on his big iron
Big iron on his big iron
Big iron, big iron
When big iron tried to match the big iron with the big iron on his big iron
Big iron on his big iron