Big Iron but everything happens immediately

Filler content moment
But yeah I had this cursed idea your welcome. Tried my best to keep it coherent. I would re-edit this but it took a month for the copyright claim to be disputed and I'm not about to push my luck

Why did I put this much effort into a Big Iron meme
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I do not own any of the music present in this video, credit goes to Marty Robbins, all rights reserved.
Music: Big Iron by Marty Robbins

[BLACKIRNTARKUS]

An accurate representation of your sixth playthough and you're skipping cutscenes

[SirFooplesTheThird]

I love how it goes "it was early in the morning" and immediately skips to "the morning passed so quickly". What a consice song

[strigon]

When the CD is scratched to hell but you listen to it anyway

[Klblaz]

Sounds like a 5 year old trying to explain a movie they just watched.

[hunkymailman]

Finally a more effectient way of listening to Big Iron

[NosyArts]

He sounds like he is falling down the stairs, but is to stubborn to stop singing

[DavetrapCourier]

Definitely a good big iron spreedrun, but I can see some places where you can cut down on time

[FixedKarma]

They all have the exact same tonal inflection, dam consistent.

[ryszakowy]

"it was early in the morning, the morning passed so quickly"
when you decide to rest your eyes for 5 seconds and 5 hours pass

[Briman]

The lyrics not resolving was giving me anxiety lol

[jonathankerns]

I love how it goes “it was early in the morning, The morning passed so quickly, ITS TWENTY PASSED ELEVEN” Like damn time really was flying by!

[tommasomaruffi]

Finally hearing "With the Big Iron on his hip." at the end was a relief

[Providence]

Man runs from Agua Fria to El Paso to recount this crazy duel he witnessed, letting them know Texas Red is dead and they're free from his terror. He's so out of breath that this is all he can get out before collapsing of exhaustion.

[Yonkage-ikqb]

"It was early in the morning and the morning passed so quickly."

Ya don't say!

[Yakal]

"It was over in a moment"
I mean, yeah, it seems like it

[BNumbersStation]

"I only have one minute to live, so I can't listen to the whole song. Give me the Cliff Notes of Big Iron."

[JunKazamaFan]

"It was early in the morning, and the morning passed so quickly. It was twenty past eleven."
I feel an existential crisis coming on.

[badopinionsrighthere]

It's like when your little nephew tries to explain something. It's like he's trying to say it all in one breath but he's still stopping to breath after each sentence.

[WindiChilliwack]

This feels like im skipping Fallout dialouge

EDIT: Thanks for the 3k folks xD

[thejynxedlynx]

I want you to know that, from a writer's perspective, this take is the most eerily uncanny thing because it's so, so _close_ to sounding correct. The sentence structure is just- it's just _adjacent_ to something I might write. Between my fits of laughing, I genuinely felt like I was having a stroke.

Fuckin' A+