How to beat Skyrim without Walking

A detailed guide on beating Skyrim without pressing WASD/Left stick.
All footage recorded on the most recent version of Skyrim: Special Edition.

[Special thanks to]
The Spire and Sivulla for reviewing & checking the spelling on this and many other videos.
The boys at the translation discord for all the community captions.
If you are interested in subtitling the video DM me on Twitter for an invite to the translation discord.

[More info on load warping]
Load warps can only be done with "warp zones", transitional areas that don't require player input. Typical doors in Skyrim require you to press [activate]. The door in Helgen is an exception. When the tutorial quest is active the "door" is replaced with a warp zone since you cannot activate anything with your hands bound.
The unbound method used in the chain load warp segment is called a "false unbound". As the name may suggest the unbound status is not complete. You will not be able to wait if you become false unbound. You can fix this by becoming a vampire lord/werewolf.

[emeraldmann]

Imagine being that guard, and seeing someone twist themselves 270 degrees into a bunch, and when you ask them to stop, they slide into a wall.

[Pigmedog]

"You were trying to cross the border?"
"No I literally can't move"

[darkbum]

"Being over encumbered makes you faster."

*It just works*

[heilmodrhinnheimski]

As ridiculous as this may seem, this is the most lore accurate Dragonborn character I’ve ever seen. To have achieved such mastery over the voice that you only move only using the Thu’um and to have followed in Tiber Septim’s footsteps by using the power of Chim to reshape your character’s past to get out of Helgen…it is a thing of beauty.

[JackBob.]

Tonight on Skyrim

James gets killed by a Netch, Jeremy shouts himself across Tamriel. And Richard falls down the 7000 steps

[helfire]

What I expected: Barely scraping by at snail speeds
The end result: A vampire lord and leader of an endless werewolf legion dabbing across tamriel as he pleases

[imaginaryparsnip]

At the start: Spastic man punching the air repeatedly

At the end: Telekinetic werewolf vampire hybrid dragonborn god dabbing everywhere at insane speeds only to land and cause an explosion as hot as the sun while summoning a ghostly werewolf army

[FudgeMuppet]

The plot twists just got better and better

[AxlPatrol]

If Bethesda just released Elder Scrolls VI we wouldn't have ymfah putting himself through this kind of torture just to feel something.

[Sinfulpapaya]

Me reading the title: "oh he must have found some cool alternative ways to move "
-half an hour later-
*an half vampire furry addicted to giant squid monster jelly summons unlimited werewolves *

[brianirwin]

I'm trying to imagine the Thalmor watching you kickflip a bucket up their stairs, naked except for an amulet of Talos and a warhammer, and then having to smile and welcome you to the party like a worthy guest and not a total lunatic

[BucketU]

its quite poetic that in a challenge where you simply cannot walk, overencumberance actually makes you faster

[aorus]

I love how he adds instructions, like anyone else here has the balls to pull this off and not rage quit.

[David-iiop]

"We invited that dragonborne guy to the party and he just stood there outside the carriage for about an hour, not moving an inch. Then he grabbed a bucket and started slapping himself with it. He did it all the way up the stairs. What a lunatic"

[Hedspaces]

Ymfah whenever they encounter a problem in skyrim: this is a bucket.

[pelinalwhitestrake]

Ymfah: *Tries to use a bucket to fly*
Random Guard: Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.

[nerdyvids]

"Local Nord does enough drugs to break the laws of physics, creates alternate timeline where he is a cat girl for transportation."

[somethingelse]

"Okay, how do I get out of Helgen without walking?"
ymfah: "First, we'll need to talk about parallel universes"

[LamantinoElettronico]

-"So Ymfah, how did you escape Helgen with your hands bound?"

-"To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes"

[siamwse]

43:16 i was fucking CRYING when i first saw this, the huge, creepy husk of a wolf head on a human body being captioned “Become a furry” caught me so off-guard