Best of Boomhauer on King of the Hill - Funniest Quotes

A definite fan favorite and stand out on King of the Hill has got to be Jeffery Dexter Boomhauer. The confirmed bachelor, Texas Ranger, and banana hammock enthusiast is best known for his fast talking voice, and dadgum did he give us some gems on the show… well, when we could understand what he was saying. Here are the funniest Boomhauer quotes.

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[edgarcayce.]

Around thirty percent of this (58.5 seconds) is actually Boomhauer.

[slpkntmggt]

My favorite is him talking to 911 about Megalomart exploding.

[fodolocraigo]

stop talking so much and play the damn clips

[lostonlongisland]

title should say I yap for 2:56 seconds and show 10 seconds of boomhauer

[siarrahperryman]

I didn't click on this video to hear her talk so damn much

[JacobHalton]

3:06 minutes of got dayng ole clickbait I tell you what man

[vividlight]

I can confirm that as a Texan, I have met at least two people that speak like him.
They are just 300 parallel universes ahead of us, unless they are plastered

[roggie]

Dang ol mega-ol-mart went dang ol boom

[rossmakibbin]

There was an episode that I could have sworn that Boomhauer morphed into Hank's face and said "Propane, man"

[rodneyda]

Boomhauer is probably the best character on "King of the Hill".




Also, WHOO, TEXAN!

[ewreck]

Dispatcher: Sir, could you speak slower...
Boomhauer: Dang... ol... megalomart!

[shannonsullivan]

I like when Bill went up in the lawn chair with the balloons. Boomhauer said, "Dang o, Bill's gone man".

[pemble]

I’ll tell you what man, dang ol’ best part of the video is at dang ol’ 3:05 man. I mean little ol’ girl just wouldn’t quit runnin’ her dang ol’ mouth.... Dang ol’... Yo man...

[thebionicpig]

She talked through the entire video!!!

[martinmorales]

In the episode “the bluegrass is greener” when they’re all in the garage rehearsing for the talent show in branson, Missouri and boomhauer begins to sing all coherently. I piss myself with laughter every single tome I watch that part.

[benzicol]

Fun fact: Boomhauer's talking style is based off a person who complained about Mike Judge's other TV show, "Beavis and Butthead"

[brentsullivant]

I just wanted to hear him…. Clog it up.

[Mandilore]

One of my favorite Boomhauer moments was when he snitches on the kids killing the endangered animal ("...right there in that cooler!") and the officer didnt understand him at all! Also when Luanne was staying with him and he ordered the "Chicken Fried Chicken plate" lol

[mikehill]

She definitely sounds adult but being here overlapping the cartoon is like a bad commercial.

[STRZB]

The only thing good about this video is seeing Boomhauer. That’s it.