Bert Kreischer - Comfortably Dumb - Blind Faith

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Bert Kreischer talks about blind faith. A clip from his show 'Comfortably Dumb'.

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This reminds me of when my brother told me this story...

So my brother and two other friends have been friends since childhood the two other friends are twins and used to look identical. We lived on the same street but then we moved when my brother was 16 so for a year we would visit them because they were very close friends a couple years after they end up moving onto our street but a terrible thing happens to one of the twins and he gets an infection that makes him temporarily blind and his head balds (and no he's not got cancer) his hair does grow back but in patches so he tends to shave it. Anyway my brother takes him out every so often to Nando's or something just to recap and all, and because he can't see he gets my brother to get food and give him cutlery. However one time they were having Nando's and like every time my brothers friend would ask him to order some peri peri chicken and for a knife and fork...

My brother being the horrible person he is gives this blind friend two spoons. And he didn't tell him for half an hour until eventually the friend got my brother to get a waitress and complained about the knifes being blunt.

I wish I was telling a lie.

LJC

When he said "DOWWNN" I died laughing 😂

loganday

He's got that chubby Benedict Cumberbatch look going for him in this clip. 😂 love this dude

therealneal

I’ve always wondered how they know when to stop wiping

gracehampton

I used to Sparta kick the button on handicap doors. Until I accidentally did it next to a person in a wheelchair.

heatherpilarsky

Im not a huge bert fan but the punchline to this was so hilarious

donaldwilson

It's been years since I've seen his special.

TyrBarghest

Is it only me, or does he look like homer simpsons

spookybwi

That is one hell of a heading line and it has the exact same chaotic energy as asking my lunch table of tired friends "If Barney had boobs do you think he'd have to get custom made bras cuz store bought ones would never fit?"

novaistired

If the lady is blind, why do her glasses go flying?

kennethsaylor

Wait...why would a blind lady have glasses?

dustinj

2:36 how can he have glasses flying if she's blind?? Hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

isaacrumley

Why did i feel guilty laughing at this.

Youbarkimeow

There is a blind Feller that chills on my estate drinking he gets lost but I don’t no how cos he walks the same way every time he comes on my street he gets drugs from the corner an often walks into the tree on his way back up but don’t no how he does that cos the tree trunk is big an he has a strick, I used to go out an help him but it turned out he racist but that left me baffled because how would he even no what a skin tone was cos he blind so now I just leave him be, he always drunk anyway he blind but rude an disrespectful to ppl if he hears a different accent xx

missylulou