Bert Kreischer: “I Fought a Bear One Time” - This Is Not Happening

Bert Kreischer recounts fighting an actual bear for his TV show.

Original airdate: Jan 28, 2015

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[jimbeans]

Bert is proof of how far you can get exclusively with misplaced confidence.

[josephprovencher]

I literally was brushing my teeth when he got to the bears never brush their teeth part and blew toothpaste everywhere lol 😂

[notsure]

Wow. What a story. That made me cry from laughing so hard.

[raymondlin]

A bear and a cub is taking a sh×t in the woods
Bear turns to the cub and asks:
"Do you have problems with shxt sticking to your fur?
Little bear says, "No."
Big bear picks up the little bear and wipes his butt with him.

[larrygraham]

Brett Krishna...think that bear ohs you some marshmallows 😁🥰

[alanmott-smith]

Hey Comedy Central, pay Dave Chappelle the $85, 000.00 that you owe him for that last episode of The Chappelle Show.

[jedipat_]

Why did he get TV shows in the first place? His whole career baffles me, that people think he's funny even more so.

[capnstewy]

Always funny no matter how many times I hear it. That bear ate that trainer a month later.

[munimmoon]

Nah ari slipped him acid and he was talking to joe rogan thinking hes a bear lol

[D.M.ggww]

Marshmallows in side me. Common. That’s funny

[robertluna]

I’ve never even heard of this guys comedy. Saw his machine movie and it was not good.

[D.M.ggww]

LOL. I would have never done that for her. LOL

[Dollarkat]

Marshmallows are antimatter.
They have a 1 trillion year shelf life, and are made with corn syrup, gums and stabilizers.

[michaelobryan]

That was just great all around. Bear-y good.

Sorry.

[LuisTheMexican]

did not know joe rogan identified as a Bear

[portlandgoose]

Cool fiction bro. I have a hard time believing a single word this attention desperate narcissist says.

[ElonMustard]

He didnt make me laugh ot even smile. Theo von is the goat

[cloudsombrero]

no one ever calls Bert out for lies we really be letting him think we believe this bs

[robbielex]

Burnt Chrysler re-upload for the big THE MACHINE movie release ❤❤❤

[TheNaturalPatHarris]

This guys really clinging to his 15mins isn’t he