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South Dakota governor Kristi Noem admitted to murdering her 14-month-old puppy, the former president is suspected of passing gas while snoozing in court, and there are new revelations from National Enquirer publisher David Pecker’s testimony in Donald Trump’s hush money trial.

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[Vaughan]

What boggles my mind is how the idea of rehoming the dog never seemed to cross her mind. She just went straight to killing it! That is psychotic.

[ericahall]

Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy!

[Maliceah]

As someone who grew up training dogs to hunt, you don't even start the hunting training until they are at least 2. Until then focus on the basics, like self control, coming to you when you call, etc. Since she has confessed, she needs to be charged with animal cruelty.

[Olive_O_Sudden]

She killed the puppy instead of finding her a new home or paying a nominal surrender fee at a shelter. That's pure fucking evil.

[jenniferedwards]

I grew up on a farm. This is not what it is like to grow up on a farm! Noem is a psychopath. Period.

[infamousElle]

She's banned in 4 Sioux reservations in her state for her racism and cruelty

[MisterListopher]

As a lifelong South Dakotan, I can safely say that our Garden Noem (as I like to call her) is a disgrace to our state.

[KennethDuda]

"No! Bad psycho governor!" 😂😂😂 Best line ever, right along with, "Isn't it past your jail-time?"

[nicholasstocker]

There is a special place in hell for people like Kristi Noem!

#Justice4Cricket

[Leonaza]

She was negligent in multiple ways.
1. Not training her puppy
2. Not containing the puppy while visiting the chicken owning neighbors
3. Not having the goat neutered
What a heinous, awful, psychopath!

[christophercrowder]

He forgot to mention that the goat was a family pet, and Noem's daughter asked where the goat was when she got home from school that day.

[beverlywaleur]

She was training the dog to hunt birds and then she got upset when it attacked chickens. Doesn't she realize that chickens are birds! Then she shot her goat because she hadn't had it neutered! I wonder if she shot the 3 horses they'd had for 25 years when she decided they had to go. She should be arrested for animal cruelty and forbidden from having any animals.

[JP-lued]

Third generation ranch kid here. This is NOT normal animal “management”. Noem is nuts.

[miryanacolton]

Yesterday I Googled and then donated to 2 shelters in Pierre SD ( where Kristi lives) saying : “ This donation is in memory of a puppy dog called Cricket and his friend a goat. Let Kristi Noem know. “
Pass it on.

[Panchito]

Hard to believe a state that brought us George McGovern and Tom Brokaw is now scraping the gutter with this trash.

[linmiller]

This wasn't even something that someone dug up about her -- SHE wrote about it HERSELF.
What did she think she would accomplish by this? That it would make her more cuddly and relatable?

[Jen]

The suggestion that this is just "what people normally do in rural areas" in order to get rid of a dog, or a goat, or any animal that they no longer want is absolutely ridiculous.

[athaancaellus]

Writing room must be a gravel pit because Colbert and writers absolutely killed it with this monologue.

[candycoatedchump]

dude, I got a 5 month old puppy, as far as we can tell he's deaf and I taught him how to sit and shake hands in a few weeks, it wasn't easy. he's still hyper and happy but not untrainable.

[Adam.Langton]

So she's training her puppy to hunt birds, then she stops with it to se some birds, with no leash, it goes after them, and she executes it. Wow. What a piece of work. And her whole, "well, that's farm life" schtick is BS. I grew up on a farm. We generally took our time with our animals, and didn't leave them loose if they weren't properly trained and responsive. What a pathetic excuse.