How to Start a Cult Explained for Kids!

#notforkids #satire #funny #skit

[Corporate_Tom]

i need more things to explain for kids. put below. ta.

[taiyana]

instructions unclear, classmates turned into chairs and theres a giant sock eating my neighbor

[ZA]

We need to have one about overthrowing the government explained for kids!

[RAYDENBRYCETCO]

Instructions unclear, 216 deaths, 1334 chairs, 1118 injuries

[Narukami]

You forgot the Guilt Tripping

*If you not follow my commands the sock entity will sneak into your dreams and drag you to hell*😅

[aaiden_Blade]

instructions unclear, i accidentally began a new religion

[hoangkienvu]

Please continue explaining the dark parts of society in a way kids can understand. This is hilarious

[aurelianosotojr]

Instructions unclear. now my house is disintegrated into dust by my card trick

[RowanWisteria]

Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today

[danielbrooks]

I once started a cult in 8th grade and got a few hundred kids to join, and then bargained for leadership of someone else’s cult and then merged them until it got so big I was brought to the principal’s office and was forced to stop

[aquss]

"How to start a religion tutorial" exactly the same thing, call it a cult until it becomes big enough to be a religion.

[petroshalkos]

Alternative title:
How to start a religion

[Raromoron]

As a person who grew in a cult, i can tell Tom knows his stuff. Beware of The Sock.

[ElitheSnowFox]

This is very useful I will be using it soon THANKS TOM

[LoganverseS]

Me who accidentally made a cult with all of my unhinged friends: Welp.

[S--T]

Next should be “how to make mustard gas for kids”

[ArealFella]

Bro is gonna explain how to commit Tax fraud for kids.

[Pokchok]

Great idea, will try for ultimate superiority

[classiqq]

Instructions unclear, just started playing Cult of the Lamb irl.

[StealthyDrake]

Instructions unclear: there are now a load of 10 year olds chasing me.