The 'How To' Show: How To Start a Cult (Ep. 6)

Have you ever wanted to start your own super awesome sect of kookery but didn't know how?

The "How To" Show is here to help

[AGreenSquidKid]

All hail Walter the deer tick and his mellow yellow igloo

[IshMelamaid]

"Who is your new wife going to be?"
"Um... yours."
"Dang it!"

Awesome!

[leoghaire]

also steps 4 and 5 reflect the concise history of the LDS

[TheTruthWSYF]

But before it's revealed, you have to become a super-elder-elite-pastor-deacon-bishop-pope-master, and then you have to purchase a special training course in the Peruviandeertickonism church. Then the answer is revealed.

[nathanielm]

I think this is the start of the Mormon church

[Rood]

You shouldn’t get all your theology from cheaply made YouTube videos.
But you make some of the best theology videos since ... ever.

[waza]

Disappointed no actual picture of the Mellow Yellow igloo

[brycepatties]

bang.

I die.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[thelandofsmyth]

Where do you come up with this stuff, Hans? This is SO hilarious!

[philipd]

One of the things not mentioned would be that it is entirely possible to set up a cult without God - as the 'People's Temple' proved. They worshipped their leader. If you don't believe me, google some of their sermons.

[jean]

You forget: Starting to refere Jesus as Yeshua and the holy spirit as Ruah Quadosh (something like that) just to pretend be the true descendent of primitive church

[Mackay]

@Shaddaz Interestingly, if you rearrange the word Moroni you get i Moron.

[chilternsroamer]

is there a part 2 covering all the other stuff that folks pull? Cults come in many shapes and sizes, and to name just three high profile leaders, Jim Jones, David Koresh, and Sun Myung Moon.

[EmperrHrde]

Nothing here about torturing children for being "rebellious, " though.

[NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh]

2:45 """"verifiable""""

[steakman]

don't think about it. Just mail me $35, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000.00 for the next 30 years and all will be revealed.

[TheTruthWSYF]

There aren't really any deer in Peru anyways...

[TheTruthWSYF]

Hence Mark Driscoll (youtube link) /ENGtXsRS2fs?t=7m29s

[wlinden]

A cult is anything somebody else says is a cult.