DUMB THINGS OUR SCHOOLS BANNED | Reddit Stories

From talking in the hallways to clapping at school assemblies, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the dumbest things our schools have ever banned

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[xxrosegamimgxx]

Your friends won the last game:
Me: *high fives friend *
school: BANNED

[Brodbrody]

Excuse me can you pass the fork?




*Gets Detention*

[j.joven.c]

Kid: what school do you go in
Student: school of dank memes
Kid: you srs?!

[Spika-holic]

We weren’t allowed to close our eyes for long “ish” periods of time, touch each other AT ALL, run, any type of gymnastics we’re banned.(this is applied everywhere), and at recess kids were able to play tackle football and the recess monitors didn’t bat an eye

[vaaloe.]

Principal: no standing on snow!
Dolan: Boy if you don't get...

[sushistudios]

Me: hugs my friend because I missed them over the summer

Teachers: that's rape

[purplegamergirl]

Did anyone notice that Emoji's principals name is "Principal Ass"?? XD

[StrawberryDollyy]

0:29 *”Dolan was in 5th grade and his sister was in 7th grade”*


WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHES IN SECOND GRADE (unless she is and im hearing it wrong)

[williamafton]

Me:Mom I got suspended
Mom:WHAT DID U DO?!
Me: I accidentally bumped someone in the hall
Mom:Ok your moving schools 😑

[thegingerninja]

My school banned shorts in the summer so some boys protested by wearing skirts to school

[cursed]

No sneezing in the halls, detention for you

[lonelyellie]

Our elementary school banned kids giving out birthday invitations.


Because they think kids will get sad if they didn't get invited lmao

[bederfamily]

My school banned dabbing because you could "stab someone in the eye"




it's true, I've dabbed and I've poked my friend in the eye😂😂

[indiakenner]

Me: grabs pen
Teacher: your done
When I get home
Me: mom I got suspended
Mom: for what?
Me: grabbing a pen
Mom: your moving schools -_-

[yagrandma]

"they banned things like *BEYBLADE CARDS*"

wait but that's a jigglypuff

[dyms]

Me: **sneezes**


Popular kid: **sneezes**



Everyone: **gasps**



**goes to church**



Preacher: *BLESS YOU**

[kimkoenig]

We are not allowed to touch snow.... but we can stand on it

[rosestrawberry]

No slime
No dabbing
No bottle flipping
No fidget spinners
No toys
No COUGHING
And
No
Fun

[brooklyngamer]

5:35
Princable: Welcome to school of dank memes. Where we do memes all day every day. And...no learning at all. The only thing you'll learn is how to do a dank meme.

Kid:OH THIS SCHOOL SOUNDS COOL! MOM CAN I GO TO THIS SCHOOL!?

His mom:sorry billy, you can't go here, this school is too ridiculous...OF DANK MEMES! GO ON AHEAD! I'M REGISTERING YOU FOR THIS SCHOOL!

[harshansinghnoori]

1:39 when snoopy’s school banned sneezes and there was so much dust, it was like they were trying to get them to sneeze